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dinosaur got extinct cause they took too long to invent "love bombing", "breadcrumbing"

@PokiriNani77 itna andr tk nhi leta hota bhai

Iyer is 31 now, Shubman is 26 now Iyer played 136 IPL innings, Shubman played 118 Iyer scored 3934 runs, Gill scored 4031 Iyer’s average is 35.1, Gill’s is 39.9 Iyer’s SR is 135.3, Gill’s is 139 There’s not a single stat where Iyer beat Shubman and people have the audacity to

@RapperPandit there are 3000 more ways to say you're a fucking virgin

🚨Just Finished Samay Raina’s -STILL ALIVE Special . My POV 5 POINTS:- 1. Great comic timing , excellent emotional journey-Roller coaster.. and the Kashmiri Pandit refrence was epic ! 2. Recorded 8 MONTHS BACK , But Release time near ELECTIONS , suspicious as it mostly Targeted Assam, BJP Govts of Mah / Raj , RW and Shiv Sena - impacting Youth (2 crore views already on YT). Attacked media , free speech and Govt. Just like a leftist Script. 3. Kunal Kamra and Tanmay were Coordinating with him . Both are You know what they are . If he is treating them like Guides and saviours - Nothing to Say ! 4. The show India Got Latent just like AIB has influence crores of Youth towards normalising Fílthyyy and vulgr stuff aimed towards Breaking Families - a hardcore DS agenda ! The Jokes and the language on the show is Not acceptable even now . 5. Towards the end he Boasts that he grew 10X Times after this controversy, he sold 300000 tickets in Europe , his India Got Latent more seasons are coming and Kunal Karma sudden video release helped save him .. so was it all planned , is the Question !

@sanket chup bsdiwale chutmarike

The amount of personalised hate directed at me for tweeting this proves the point I was making.

@only_ankitjain @theskindoctor13 aise toh mera ghr bn rha wha km se km 100 different majdoor ne kaam kiya hoga so I have created 100 jobs...idiot

@theskindoctor13 Number of Jobs created by Blinkit : 1,85,000+ Number of Jobs created by Zepto : 1,20,000+ Number of Jobs created by Big Basket :80000+ Number of Jobs created by Zomato : 5,50,000+ Number of Jobs created by Swiggy : 6,90,000 Number of Jobs created by Urban Company : 40000+ ​Number

The Zomato CEO is not a perfect man; nobody is. He may have his shortcomings, but bowing down to bullying, blackmail, and gaslighting by communist leeches is certainly not one of them, and for that, he deserves applause. With that, I also forgive him for sending pork chowmein

@prakdadlani @deepigoyal yeh wahi h jo ivf se baccha paida krte h

@deepigoyal Everyone screaming GIG WORKERS ARE UNDERPAID! Generously tip your delivery person. Problem solved.

Facts below (1/5): In 2025, average earnings per hour (EPH), excluding tips, for a delivery partner on Zomato were ₹102. In 2024, this number was ₹92. That’s a ~10.9% year-on-year increase. Over a longer horizon also, EPH has shown steady growth. Most delivery partners work for a few hours and only a few days in a month. But if someone were to work for 10 hours/day, 26 days/month, this translates to ~₹26,500/month in gross earnings. After accounting for fuel and maintenance (~20%), the net earnings for the partner are ~₹21,000/month. Note: Earnings per hour are calculated on total hours logged in, including the time when the partner might be waiting to receive an order. Earnings per “busy hour” will be higher but that’s not the right metric to look at. On top of this - delivery partners earn 100% of tips given by customers. The average tip per hour in 2025 on Zomato was INR 2.6 and in 2024 was INR 2.4 per hour. Tips are transferred instantly, with zero deductions. We absorb the payment gateway processing cost ourselves. About 5% of the orders get tipped on Zomato; 2.5% on Blinkit.

@deepigoyal chutmarika poor aur rich ka gyaan derha lekin regulations se gaand phat gyi

Last one on this topic, and I have been holding this in myself for a while. For centuries, class divides kept the labor of the poor invisible to the rich. Factory workers toiled behind walls, farmers in distant fields, domestic help in backrooms. The wealthy consumed the fruits

mercedes ne khud mr. likh diya

@abierkhatib well well well

Exactly, Islam isn’t compatible with pedophilia, genocide, or racism.

@Peakkohlism @bholination 67

@AaryanPrateekX hmari baari aayi toh jeets stopped being a whore

@dhruvxbug what else to expect from a techie...

Well if you didn't get this, it's AI generated 😂

Happy 6 months!!

bodycon dresses for women is what minoxidil is for balding guys

vishwaguru se ssc ka paper hota nhi baate chudwa lo bss

hakla never dies

@ShahTarini if chudbail had a face

@niiitish @ShivAroor and we're whining after drawing a test

@ShivAroor Gingers are whining 😂

Never seen a bigger bunch of whiners.

@ShahTarini some random dude just told her all this bs and she thought it's real.... these jeets are going nowhere🥂

@AaryanPrateekX @dudeitsokay fielding set h teri

@HritikaJNU kali ladkiya b&w filter lga kr itni confident kaise hojati h?

"Women are gold diggers", said a man who has no gold to dig.