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Do you know a wine lover who has been extra special good this year??? Then surprise them with the extra special gift of RIEDEL performance series wine glasses!

Chief Keef music is for the niggas who forget their homework but bring their brush to school..

Make your own magazine on the iPad? We used ariedel.com as framework for Fashion Glitter Magazine.

You were never supposed to mean this much to me

Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.

Where do fish wash? In a river basin!

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

We all have that one coach that we love to death and we'll never forget.

Trying to barely opening up your asshole to slowly let out a fart so no one hears but you fail and it's the loudest one you've ever let out.

Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

#WeLoveGirlsWho Don't expect you to text them to start a conversation EVERY day.

Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow. -unknown

By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before. - Edwin Elliot

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey!

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg proclaimed his first breakfast cereal product as an antidote to masturbation.