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@tanomuzeA Add a TV and it's ideal male living space.

🇺🇸アメリカニキ達は これが最高だと思ってるって本当？😳

@Satohunt1776 When I first started watching anime in the 1990s, most Americans thought all anime was hentai if they were aware of it at all. It was less embarrassing to be found watching pornography than anime then.

日米友好の影役者にHentaiがある事を敢えて伏せておこう。🇺🇸🇯🇵

@Chris841179928 @Emilio2763 And?

@rivetdrunk @Emilio2763 Even if you add up the monthly listeners for those two bands, they still don't reach the 3.4 million monthly listeners that Babymetal has on Spotify 🤣

ベイビーメタルはテイラー・スウィフトよりも優れています。

@ChristianHeiens Yeah James lost the plot many years ago.

James Lindsay is now counter-signaling anime. I’d say the curse of counter-signaling will eventually come for him, but he’s already blown up his reputation so it’s a bit of a moot point.

@Forgotenhero @GOROman Grok appears to correctly translate wwwwww to lololololo most of the time but not always with grass. wwww looks like a bunch of grass so 草 (grass) became the shorthand.

@GOROman Oh is this that W thing?

Hey, 海外ニキ達、今日は日本のTwitterを楽しむための大事な事を教えるぜ grass = lol

Bringing the US "9mm vs .45" shitposting culture to the Japanese audience is now my highest-performing post it seems.

@buraunko wait you never had penis inspection day at school? Interesting.

ペニス検査の日って何！？！？！？ 何の事を指して言ってるの！？！？！？！？？？？？？

If any Japanese accounts see this... I would like to try Ogura toast, is it delicious? A teppanyaki restaurant near me used to have red bean ice cream but they betrayed me by removing it from the menu so now I get the matcha flavor.

@sigsawa Now you will receive replies that say things such as "9mm may kill the body, but .45 will also kill their soul."

自分の書き込みもすぐに外国語になって世界に拡散すると思うと、もう迂闊に、 「９ミリパラベラム弾こそ最高。４５コルト口径とか時代遅れ」 なんて呟けない。怖い。 両方好きだよ。ただ、９ミリしか所有したことがないだけなんだ。言い訳。

A restaurant and bar near me has a sign now that says a 20% gratuity will be added to any party of two or more. Guess I'll only be going there solo.

I went to a steakhouse in Miami, paid the bill, and they automatically added a 20% tip. When the waiter brought the check, he said: “That tip goes to the whole establishment—if you want to leave something for me, it’s extra.” I didn’t add anything else—20% is already too much. He gave me a dirty look, like I was robbing him. This tipping culture is out of control.

@uchujin17 If you show it to people from New York, a war will also break out.

いけないのだフェネック。イタリア人にシカゴ・ディープデッシュ・ピザなんか見せたら戦争が始まってしまうのだ…！！

@himajanainodesu There are some places here where you can be arrested for example if you had a copy of Comic LO, it is a complicated topic.

海外だとロリコンは重犯罪と聞くが、ココナのポストに海外先生から変態リプが来てちゃんとロリコン先生がいると分かり安心した

@shikishinobu I love a good plate of gyoza with a cold Kirin Ichiban.

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ　 素晴らしいBBQ文化を教えてくれてありがとう　 お礼に私の地元に伝わる世界最強のビールの友、円盤餃子を紹介します

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN 南無阿弥陀仏

妻がマリブを運転したいらしいです。 みなさんとはここでお別れです。 さようならアーメン🙏

@poporo123456789 Sometimes genius things are done by someone too dumb to think it's a bad idea.

アメリカ人の皆さん、自覚どころか「バカだけど天才」と呼ばれて喜んでいて最高

OK, since it appears that today is the day to discuss weird cultural differences between Japan and the USA, may I strongly recommend to all of my military history nerd followers that you watch “Girls und Panzer”? It’s anime from Japan. You can find it on Amazon Prime. Bear with me while I explain the insane premise. It’s about Japanese all-girls schools that engage in the sport of “tankery.” These schoolgirls ride around in historically accurate, WWII-era armored fighting vehicles and engage in active combat that appears to include actual HEAT and sabot rounds, except when there is a hit nobody gets hurt and a little white flag pops out of the dead tank. So there is this big tankery tournament. But here’s where it gets even weirder: each school has the vehicles, resources, tactics and uniforms of a WWII combatant. So the US-style school has wayyyyy more logistics than anybody else, the Soviet school goes roaring across the steppes (see the video one comment post below) and the German school has the best tanks that break down a lot. Also the British school takes war breaks to drink tea. Why would I recommend such a silly concept? Because whoever did it went to a fanatical level of detail on the vehicles themselves and the associated tactics and employment, as well as very accurate propaganda themes from the era. It’s so incongruous—highly accurate military history and Japanese schoolgirl anime. And I love incongruity in entertainment. It’s so silly, but in a weirdly addictive way. And I don't even watch anime.

@hohindahohinda This post makes me think that ニーチェ先生~コンビニに、さとり世代の新人が舞い降りた~ is more true than I expected.

昔コンビニのバイト面接に行った時 「君みたいにバイトの面接にきちんとシャツを着てくる真面目な子は雇えない。 真面目な若い子が酔っ払いに泣かされたのを何人見てきた。この店舗は客を舐め腐ったような子じゃないと無理だ。もっとこう…遊園地とか明るい場所で働きなさい」 面接は落ちた

@ginza_zigoku Oh Jerry Springer was such a special show. They purposely booked the most ridiculous guests and allowed everyone to argue, including fights breaking out on the stage. At university, if we had a break between classes we would gather at my friend's room and watch it after lunch.

アメリカ人って口喧嘩強すぎん？

@wonderparlour This is a level of elegance that McDonald's does not deserve.

What if a maid café served McDonald’s?