Dr. Robotnik

I have a strawpage. No, I will not be decorating it further. rob4dnik.straw.page

RP twitter! If you want to join the minecraft bedrock realm- basic human decency applies. Dont grief. Be kind. (Or as kind your ego allows you.) and have fun or whatever. Dm me your user and i’ll add you.

@AgentAbanStone @kivokrab @planandxecution Hmm.. Minecraft Mean Bean…

@kivokrab @planandxecution YES. MINECRAFT. MEAN. BEAN! 🙏

Ehem. Day one of asking for a Stob Minecraft server!

@StoneTheBoulder I don’t like that I can understand you. And I cannot be bothered to fill you in. Go roll around and find out yourself~

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I actually wrote the original script for Dumbo, which was SUPPOSED to focus on how stupid this ugly freak piece of shit elephant was. Disney turned it into a tale of loving your flaws, against my artistic vision.

An ant just tried to assassinate me with a microscopic rifle

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

Do not be you under any circumstances. Be ashamed of every shortcoming. You are inadequate. ♥️

@CrabnikPrime The stellar example in question~

I am especially visible today. I’ve also already had numerous gifts heaped upon me in consequence. Everyone take notes from that stellar example.

@taxidermistmase I KNEW. I KNEW it would be a dead animal. Thank you so much for that.

@rob4dnik [Putting a dead mouse in your pocket and running away]

@taxidermistmase (Suspicious look.) Hmm. Alright, what do you have for me.

@rob4dnik I have a gift for you too.

@MeanBeanBarista @AgentGoodBoy @FatherRobotnik @ActualRobotnik @IslandRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor (He glances at the wrecked android, then to Abahn, his drones hesitantly abandoning training their sights on the wolf.) He’d better be himself again now... Can he walk out of here with that leg, or are both him and St0n3 dead weight?

@AgentGoodBoy @FatherRobotnik @ActualRobotnik @IslandRobotnik @rob4dnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor Sweet boy— welcome back. You’re ok now. *his arms wrap around Amos’ neck, whispering comforts into his ears.*

THE BLOOD MOON RISES — PART THREE With the net keeping the beast down removed, Dr. Robotnik only had enough time to yell, GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW—! Before all hell broke loose. Credit: @Devious_Raptor

@MeanBeanBarista @AgentGoodBoy @IslandRobotnik @FatherRobotnik @ActualRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor (His eyes dart between Amos and Abahn — the latter still unmoving — then back to Actual.) ..I know you are not acting thoughtlessly. You know what the repercussions will be. And I’m not going to stop this. But… he *is* their family. They really would never forgive you.

@AgentGoodBoy @IslandRobotnik @rob4dnik @FatherRobotnik @ActualRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor *hearing the whine, it cements Abahn’s current state. He takes a step back, pressing his hand to Abahn’s snout. His thumb rubs comforting circles into his short fur.* You gave. Your word.

@FatherRobotnik @ActualRobotnik @MeanBeanBarista @AgentGoodBoy @IslandRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor (They look past the others to Abahn, noting his lack of resistance.) …Actual, he could have tried to kill us all by now. He’s just sitting there! We can EASILY contain him like this.

@ActualRobotnik @MeanBeanBarista @AgentGoodBoy @IslandRobotnik @rob4dnik @AndroidSt0n3 @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor Do not mistake my restraint for weakness. I will protect my family.

@IslandRobotnik @AgentAbanStone @ActualRobotnik I will NEVER go bald. Eugh. No thanks. Can’t speak for Actual, though.

@AgentAbanStone @ActualRobotnik There’s no shame in baldness. Us Robotniks look pretty good without hair. (Though not as good as me.)

Crab. It's been three days. Three days of you sending me this in non-stop, 30 minute intervals. Disable this feature, immediately.

@FatherRobotnik @MeanBeanBarista @ActualRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @AgentGoodBoy @IslandRobotnik @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor Oh, yes, let’s all point our weapons at each other instead of handling the GIANT MONSTER. Perfect! (His badniks are firmly trained on Abahn as he backs up.)

@MeanBeanBarista @ActualRobotnik @AndroidSt0n3 @AgentGoodBoy @rob4dnik @IslandRobotnik @agentbydesign_ @Devious_Raptor *Immediately upon seeing Amos step in front of Abahn, the Father turns his own badniks to face the Doctor. They glow threateningly as the Fathers expression is unlike it has ever been.*

@trucknik16025 @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime @huevo_diabl0 Hmph. Annoying. Though I don’t need to un-bald myself, so I suppose it’s not an issue.

@rob4dnik @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime // MASTER ADMIN ROLE BELONGS TO @huevo_diabl0 // @huevo_diabl0 = PAPA // USER: [ Delta ] = ADMIN

@ActualRobotnik [Wind howling]

@trucknik16025 @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime Hmm? Is every Robotnik not a “Master Admin”? I’d certainly better be.

@rob4dnik @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime - QUERY RECEIVED - // ANSWER: USER: [ Actual ] ≠ [ MASTER ADMIN ]

@trucknik16025 @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime PFFF. Is he an admin in name only, then?

@ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime << REQUEST… …. …. [ DENIED ] >> … …… …. [[ 🎺🎺 ]]

@bluberry_cola @ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime He does, doesn’t he? All over such a delightful crabnik, too.

@ActualRobotnik @CrabnikPrime i mean it's clearly working you seem very angry

@ActualRobotnik Congratulations!