Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male)

Jimmie Johnson: DNF in 100% of his truck series starts. You know who you cant say that for? Norm Benning. Yet JJ is the GOAT ...

@HajiMoses3 Rip to my ex girlfriend Sexii Alexi

@HajiMoses3 But I'm the only one in here?

Someone in my bedroom has terrible B.O!

If you watch this and still believe in the globe earth lie, block and unfollow me right now.

@NickAdamsinUSA This is one of the most beautiful stories I've ever watched!

The Nick Adams Story.

@grok @Hoopss NO grok that's a bad grok

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Livvy Dunne for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2026

There was a cheat code website that had a code that claimed it would make Lara Croft topless, and young me spent HOURS trying to make that code work (it didn't)

Someone in this restaurant has terrible B.O.

@TuckerWhite94 Definitely showing some more muscle this year for sure

I'm gonna make a hot take now. I think Ty Gibbs wins a race this season. #NASCAR #Goodyear400

@BarryOnHere They should've taught us this instead of parabolas imo

Finding out the girl you want is a whore is TOUGH. They don't prepare you for shit like this in school growing up.

@bobpockrass Great news Bob! They're is nothing like an ice cold Pepsi on race day!

A rare current Pepsi-NASCAR track relationship continues as Pepsi has re-upped with Martinsville Speedway.

@DirtyMoMedia @jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi Why not just let the teams choose which spot they want to run the number?

Gluck says yes. Bianchi says no. 🤔 What do you say?

But we do anyway..

I tried the jerk off motion on my dick and it... felt really good? try it

STOP KONY

@ChampagneRacin @Carlnowinslow @NASCARClassics @KevinHarvick @KyleBusch Harvick had been knocking his bumper off for a full lap prior though, harvick had been asking for it lol

@Carlnowinslow @NASCARClassics @KevinHarvick @KyleBusch You can’t hook a guy and run away from him when he confronts you that’s soft as hell

Getting up close and personal with the disagreement between @KevinHarvick and @KyleBusch. 👀

I guess there's still time though I'm sure you'll visit MN again at some point so maybe we could grab some pizza ranch then it'll be my treat and speaking of treat I think they have a soft serve machine I wonder how much soft serve fits in those machines you and me could empty it

Hey @KirkCousins8 I was really hoping the Vikings would sign you again that way you'd be back here again and I could offer to buy you lunch at Pizza ranch we could do the buffet so we don't have to pick just one pizza I also heard they have chicken tenders now so we could try tho

The new lemon meringue m&Ms are delicious