Brodie Sattva

@miniapeur You know how to party

After more than two years hidden in my lab, I found a third of my alcohol stash. Now the question is: where are the other two thirds?

Nope, it goes like this: 1. Denial - PhD/ Post Doc 2. Anger - 2nd Msc Degree 3. Bargaining - MSc Degree 4. Depression - BSc Grad / Job search 5. Acceptance - LinkedIn Profile @miniapeur it's reversed and you can skip steps.

@mona_architekt @DelusionPosting Lol, what is the difference between fiction and reality? Evidence of contemplation can turn manslaughter to homicide.

@DelusionPosting its a sign of being low iq to actually rage over hypothetical questions it means you are too retarded to differentiate between fiction and reality and you cant comprehend abstract thoughts

@SportsSeason_ He got it out the mud

He was down there beating the breaks off them niggas

@Timmysofine Not working, please delete this rn

1. Search your movie or show 2. Open its IMDB page 3. Edit the link and type 'play' just before 'IMDB' 4. Watch

@g4na_xo ngmi

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

@GAltringham Both are cool

Name a bigger downgrade

@GlobeFarrah @chicfryrice Because most males are expected to work and earn. These things are tied to culture not 8nnate ability. Don't be dense. Watch NatGeo Wild

@chicfryrice Can you at least acknowledge care taking isn't typical for most males?

Emily is one of my favs but I completely disagree. I’ve surrounded myself with men who are good at taking care of children and household stuff. Andrew was better than me at like.. everything.

@irishdante @trengriffin *not

@irishdante @trengriffin It's like he had a choice if Buff Daddy is truly autistic

Warren Buffett's son Howard in the HBO special "Becoming Warren Buffett."

Newton’s Fourth Law Of Motion: “A moving man will always meet his luck.”

@MaplePeache Sure, you can fix her...

kinda hate the fact Iroh didn’t try harder to reach out to Azula

Germany plans to build Europe’s strongest military force by 2039.

@katherineveritt @devalski You passed the green line

In almost every photo of us together, my head is on his shoulder, just like our dissertations

@katherineveritt It's weird to see people in Liberal art happy

He sent me a photo of our two dissertations “kissing”

@Euruss__ Early signs of schizophrenia

the risk manager when i show her my position

@Euruss__ Thank you. I can only do this if you agree to be by my side.

@HellenicVibes I know what Saturn means...

If you’re not getting into hoe-scaring levels of mysticism rn, you’re probably going to have a really bad time in the singularity

@bl1sterex1sts Nothing to be ashamed of bro, Love is a garden. You can enjoy it by yourself.

Grown ass man having love in his heart