Ryan Wanger

To catch you up, I played awful and lost four in a row and am out. 🙁

Jason Werdrick is up next. From now on, I’ll almost certainly be the low seed so my opponents will be choosing the first game.

Playing the main event at Pinball Expo right now. 211 players, top 84 qualified for A Division

All in 3 bet from the cutoff with AQs, and was four bet by AKo on the button. Out. 🙁

32k now with 1.2k big blind. This is event #33. Eight handed.

Playing in a World Series of Poker event in Vegas right now. Follow along

@PeterMcGraw It tells us that the person looking has had a mostly unsuccessful dating history.

On the dating apps, people will often say that they are looking for someone who is "emotionally available." What is the translation (i.e., what does that mean)?

I guess Google and I have a different interpretation of the meaning of "review doesn't pertain to an experience at or with this business"?

@gnightmoon I must know what this is a reference to

Imagine if Tom Brady quit the Bucs in the 1st quarter of the Super Bowl with the explanation “I just don’t trust myself as much as I used to. I don’t know if it’s age, but I’m a little bit more nervous when I play football” and they brought in Blaine Gabbert and lost.

Looking to unload 4 tickets to STS9 & MIZE at Redrocks for tomorrow night (7/23) at face value. GA2.

Chapter 1 of the book Radical Markets is the wildest thing I’ve ever read. Of course, it’ll never happen, but I so desperately want to give it a try

Hey @FedExHelp, what does your package tracking update form have against contractions? I almost couldn't get it to submit. #nospecialcharactersallowed

Yes, this is selfish, but 34 years later, Fur Elise still remains ruined for me by that McDonalds commercial.