Sam Utter

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You’re the worst type of person to be smoking in a drive through line

Thinking about just how close baseball is 😍

My best friend is on a date… Me waiting for an update

This stomach flu that’s going around is no joke

I love delivery day @connectroasters

After this winter, I’m going to need a beach getaway

Feels like -26 out, you better believe I still slept with my fan on ✌🏻

My printer at work is testing everything on me today

When Rizzo’s hair appointment and buying his food fall in the same week

Me in every time in Deathly Hallows Pt 2 when Snape dies

Petty Sam is coming out but following it up with this picture to justify my actions ✌🏻

This time last week I was day drinking on a boat and snorkeling in Aruba. Now I have to put on a parka and winter boots to let me dog outside

Tell me why for the last 8 days I have doubled my exercise goal while walking across a cruise ship no problem but walking from gate D all the way out to the car at BNA I’m about to die

That feeling of being in the airport all day and probably getting delayed due to weather 😭 @squaller7

Did my watch think I started a work out because my heart rate jumped because we had two red lights back to back over two different bridges? Yes it did 😅

Did I just hold my breath the entire red light we were stuck on the bridge? Yes I did 🫠

Nate and I are the youngest people on this flight and there are 2 dogs

My 8 year old niece just sent me a big Lebowski gif 😂🤘🏻