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A guy saying “ appreciate it “ is the same as a girl saying “Thank youu” 😭😭

One of the hardest feelings is realizing that the person you used to talk to every day is now just someone you miss in silence. The conversations fade, the connection changes, but the memories still show up when you least expect them

Don't judge me for this, but I really judge those people who lose a family member and somehow still have the emotional energy to open X and type out a whole announcement the SAME day 😭 Like????

ngl “Gifted kid” really just meant “somehow made it this far without anyone noticing the autism or ADHD.”

Weed smokers, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while high that still keeps you up at night? 😂🌿”

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Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk? This is for you. STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

Tall bitches really turn me on ,like please can I get on yo back…

Even Though We Fucked When My Friends Ask I Say She a Virgin She Not Ready.. Even Tho She Gave Me Head When My Bros Ask I Say She Said That's Not Her Thing I Was Raised Right & Care About Females Feelings So I'II NEVER Disrespect Them or Expose Them NIGGAS ACT LIKE LIL BOYS😒

Sociology classes ALWAYS reveal who the racists are at your school lmao

You want to know her past without sounding insecure or needy? Here's how to get her talking naturally, playfully, and without pressure. Ask these and watch her open up;

a teenager sentenced to 657 years in prison after...

I once watched a company introduce a "no email after 6pm" policy to protect employee wellbeing. The policy applied to everyone except leadership. Leadership kept sending emails after 6pm. The emails kept getting answered after 6pm. The policy existed on paper for 14 months before quietly disappearing.

what’s the greatest movie quote.

Cuteness overload with flexibility ❣️

If Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine will be near Memphis…

Imagine hating Muslims this much just to get a pat on the head from people who still see you as Indian 😭

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“What's your music taste" idk if it sounds good I'm adding that shit to my playlist