baby bones 🦴

What a time to be alive, with my favourite people on this horrible little rock we exist on @maggiejane1985 @matflusk @kcjt1985 @HFOTC1878 @Mr_Honest_Joe Up, and I cannot stress this enough, the fucking TOFFEES 💙

@teenytinysuz Absolutely love an aglio olio

Homemade capellini aglio e olio (Suzi Supernoodles) and a glass of Malbec. Cheers to a great week ahead 🍷

@Bluegoblinagain Going rogue myself today mate - making a cottage pie, but with hashbrowns instead of mash as the topping

@JamesPGoddard90 Is that when you got chased up a tree by a couple of scouse nan's?

Scousers Are Utter Scumbags After seeing what happened to Fred & Young Mong yesterday in Liverpool it brought back memories of my one and only visit to that shithole It’s never 1 vs 1 with these depraved anti white scumbags

5 Shite Chelsea Things: 1. Chelsea. What have they spent? A billion quid or something? Crap 2. Liam Rosenior. 3. Their goalie. An absolute clown. 4. Chelsea not doing their huddle around the ball. Was looking forward to laughing at that. 5. Did I mention Chelsea?

5 Good Chelsea Things: 1. The atmosphere. That 5 minutes after the second goal was Goodison worthy. 2. Jordan Pickford. 3. The Ndiaye goal. Best moment at Bramley-Moore so far by a distance. 4. Beto. That first goal was daft. 5. Town bouncing before and after the match.

To mark Jordan Pickford keeping his 100th Everton clean sheet, here’s just some of the footballers he’s left in utter disbelief🧨

Generational Denbigh Disco that Compliments to the DJ @matflusk

Crumpets and a toaster anyone?

@G_mble9 *most ffs

@G_mble9 The nost gargantuan pub for the most gargantuan club

Fofana doesn’t get enough hate for costing 80m, the only notably thing he’s done is crash his car 20 times.

What an outstanding day

Up, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCKING TOFFEES 💙🫡

Winning's great. But our fans olé-ing passes five minutes from time while an opposition winger has a temper tantrum? Phwoooooar.

My gobs are smacked. What a fucking goal.

@ClarkPeters100 @matflusk @j_d_moran What's a faqqot mate? Say it with your whole chest, you fucking coward.

Chuck Norris was more than a meme, he was an absolute piece of shit who poured his fortune into far right causes.

Baffled by this thing of people putting their empty pint pots on our table and then walking towards the bar.

Hopefully people don’t accuse him of being an Arsenal fan

Hope our mate John Day is sweating this fine Friday evening.