ash.

i love happy trails

why did the sperm have to touch the egg I was specifically … why me …

my 2026 L’s so far: family member passing my dog passing first degree burn on my dominant hand my boyfriend leaving me getting fired from my job my sex tape leaking me getting hired into a pyramid scheme (lost over 100$ ^) losing my friend group med withdrawals

@urvampydoll I hope you’re okay I’m sorry love.

like genuinely i wanna cry what the fuck

be safe out there guys.. knowing a fine shyt could make you install overwatch..

i love sunbathing

it is not my year this year man.

yeah, i definitely need him to put that damn plane on autopilot while i go down on him nasty sloppy messy doggy style. this pussy is about to make see the stars times 2 while we’re up in the sky.. maybe see planets in 4K HD.

do u like girls that talk to themselves like a lot like

@anonJpls DOOMSCROLL CONTENT BRU DONT BE PERVERTED

@seashydrangea Send you what exactly 🤨

Horny and gooning

everyday I’m reminded about the military guy i fumbled almost 3 years ago because i was too insecure 💔💔

hottest thing a guy can do is get to know you and be vulnerable.

毎日溺れて寝れて最高🧜🫧

i didn’t even think about how me losing all my irls in one night means i have no one to hangout with on my birthday that’s coming up soon. 😭😭

i #need u

sometimes i read oomf’s rando followers’ down bad comments and i get secondhand embarrassment… yall are not the rizzlers you think you are…

@gumitoki yeah and then after that he was like “maybe that was too much, may i please analyze you more?” Girl i was scaroused cus i was still thinking with my clit but.. NOOO

@seashydrangea gulp OKAY MAYBE NOT THAT MUCH

if i blocked you and you still found a way to contact me again, we’re fucking idgaf

@gumitoki i used to like it too girl but then he started to track my sleep and guess whenever I’d wake up and it scared the shit out of me.

@seashydrangea i hate to admit that i lowkey love the toxicity

PLEASE DONT REPORT THIS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

another day of jerking off and not killing myself today is a #success.