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Your absence is felt every day, but your love continues to guide us. Remembering you on your heavenly anniversary, Grandma. 🤍

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

The moment nakosa comeback tukiargue make sure your partner is cute ju hapo ndio naingia

@kiokos881 Rashford may come back but Rashfird might not 😁

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@sembise_ Not really

It's official now, Messi is the leading top scorer in World Cup history. If all Ronaldo fans could be taken to court to explain why Ronaldo is better than Messi, most of them will be jailed 😂.

"Pia wewe kijana yako ameamkia maandamano?"💀🥲

@AbuZeenah_ Danilo

Guess The Player ? Level__100% Impossible

I am that friend you don't need to impress. If you live in the worst ghettos I'll visit you. If there is no chair, I will sit on the floor. If there is no food, we'll manage. Your background won't limit our friendship as long as you aren't faking it.

The weirdest thing about not drinking alcohol nowadays is how concerned people become about a problem they don't have. I just don't and that's it 😊

My sons will have to endure the "your mom is hot" bullying in school💯

First break up iliuma ajab nikiwa hapo 21 nilienda kukata maji waitress akanotice i'm sad. Alikua ananiguzisha boobs akipita to cheer me up. May good lord bless your soul Wa' Phyllis 😊

When you hear some of us talk about God, it's not that we're trying to sound holy. It's because we've seen Him come through in our lives. Personally, it's either God or God or God...

At the end of the day, it was only God who has kept his promises💯

Alot of you swamp rats watch football matches on Twitter. How d’you blame a manager for useless players? A monkey with lipstick on is still a monkey

Nothing bores a woman more than a faithful nice male. A bloody puppy. Ask any guy in a loving relationship with a happy & satisfied woman. He has to constantly cheat to keep her excited. Tell me I'm lying.

If love is real, then I'll see you again. Maybe not in weeks or months, but at some point we'll connect again. And next time we'll do it right. But for now, we're strangers with each other's secrets.

I know it's none of your business, but if all goes well, someone's daughter will be wrapping her legs around me later today. 🫠🥴🥵

Gethsemane sounds like a mispronounced version of "Get this money". Explains why Judas had to wait until they got there before his infamous betrayal kiss. The ninja was just securing the bag.😁