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BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

@TNOQuoProQuid looking forward to the "what would you do in this situation?" cinematic universe

@Denteesi so if I was sucking ur dick you would find out

the first person to give a blowjob was lowkey crazy for that. the first person to get a blowjob was brave as hell.

BEEN REALLY GETTING INTO HURTING MYSELF WITH JUST A FEW THOUGHTS. BEEN TRYING TO HURT MYSELF WITH ONE REALLY BIG SUCCINCT THOUGHT. SO THAT IT’S LIKE MORE EFFICIENT.

love it when a feminine gay man is super strong and buff like okay fruit punch i see you

there is an adult lion in my mailbox and it is angry at me

watching someone on pinterest maks "perfect chewy lemon cookies" and moaning and biting my pillow

referring to my partner as "my thingy"

@deaunteee most of the kids i know who were homeschooled were only homeschooled to a) avoid mandated reporters b) keep them away from other kids who show them how their homelife is odd never anything about academics, otherwise they’d be in a private school

Yearning fantasy tips from a PRO‼️ All sexual: you're just physically attracted to them Mix of sexual and/or only intimate: more than physically attracted Fantasies about going on a grocery trip with them while you watch them browse as they hum a tune: you're fucking cooked

We've known this since 2009

kate bush dressed as a bat, 1979

updog found dead in toronto

Never mind I was just hungry

life isn’t a nothingburger, it’s an epic baconburger with awesomesauce and a side of freaky fries

mary jane is giving me a disinterested handjob

you are so loved and cherished

genuinely what the fuck does amazon think im doing