SIMO

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SIMO

@sim_npetero

These words will be written on my stone.....

Kampala, Uganda 参加日 Ağustos 2010

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SIMO@sim_npetero·25m

@HWamwayi 😂😂😂

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Hassan Omar Wamwayi@HWamwayi·12h

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ℝ𝕚𝕤𝕜 𝕋𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣™@BunkzND

Kenyans learnt how to play rugby and left the PR, marketing and advertising wagwez to Ugandans.

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Chubby Audrey🍼@ChubbyAudrey22·11h

Marvin whenever electricity goes off because UEDCL blocked him

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Helena Of Troy@nikita_helene·7h

even prisoners of war should not be subjected to posho that's inhumane treatment... a war crime

Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya

American charged for being in Kenya illegally complains about ugali-cabbage, asks court for ‘good food' citizen.digital/article/americ…

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electrowave baby 😈@tandeka_mutebi·3 Tem

@thinkugandan maybe if I pulled at your ears wider, they’d expand your brain

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Uncle Ras D'artte@Dartte__45·10h

Never seen anyone go to the beach with a sack of sand ever!

Kwizera@faithkwizera4

Your man went to Kigali without you?

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Out of Context Football Manager@nocontextfm1·9h

Barcelona are that one friend who owes you money and says he's broke... and then you see him post a picture with a new car

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Barcelona send first official proposal to Atlético Madrid for Julián Álvarez worth €100m. No add-ons, no players involved. Atlético, not happy about the situation over last 24h — but Julián has already asked to leave.

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Lobst4r@Malowbar·22h

By the end of the live, Tenge will have beaten his dad😂😂.

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™️@ousman_10·1d

Boy fuck you

FC Barcelona@FCBarcelona

One of the happiest days of our lives.

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buzor@buzor042_·1d

Man just scored a diving backheel volley equalizer in the 92nd minute and walked like it was nothing😂😂

buzor@buzor042_

Ronaldo at madrid scored any types of goal wtf did I watch 😭😭

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Hater Central@TheHateCentral·20h

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Hater Central@TheHateCentral

Did Barca find an oil rig, wth is going on?? 😭

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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·1d

The biggest fall off i’ve ever seen

sea@neverlie

Define “washed”

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fan@NoodleHairCR7·2d

Commentator 1: "Hattrick?" Commentator 2: "Nahhh" Commentator 1: "Hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick" This is the most golden piece of commentary ever 🤍😂

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Josh Meyer@JoshMeyer·1d

Hear me out

Raul@RaulOnRails

Hear me out three

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Peter Kwitny@nocodepete·1d

hear me out too

dudu@dudufolio

hear me out too

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G@Gideoomatic·1d

We have an update

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨 BREAKING: Massimiliano Allegri as new Napoli head coach, here we go! 🔵💣 Former AC Milan manager accepts all the conditions offered by Napoli and he will sign in shortly. Deal done. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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