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@igotsouljones24 @NickPosts_ @RTNBA @TheAthletic They have a 3. There are no minutes on the Kings for Kuzma. He can’t play 3 they have Barnes. Can’t start at 4 they have Bagley. Can’t backup at 4 Bjelica is a FAR BETTER shooter. There is no need for the Kings to trade for a dude who would be nailed to their bench.

@mrjeffu That should be interesting.

Airing tonight on Japan's national broadcaster, NHK: a documentary about the "Approaching Gray Nightmare" of a Mount Fuji eruption. It will educate viewers on what to expect from a worst case scenario that would have a major impact on the Tokyo area.

@kaizen000000000 This lady is so fucking stupid.

Is education in America illegal?😅🤦🏼‍♂️ We aint satan worshippers we don’t believe in Satan either 😅

@Angle__wix After “parking” the car. AI is entirely worthless.

He’s a cop but there was a bounty on his head 🍿🔥

@Castellani2014 Angels just need to chuck a couple at Cal Raleigh’s head tomorrow to balance it out.

Wow. This could be something.

@trutriciahelfer That’s one dangerous goat.

No, but that’s where one of my goats was rescued from.

@gpm75 @Benji_Breakdown @Nuryare23 If you’re going act like a wind up merchant you better get your hands up. Too bad no one impressed upon him that very important lesson.

@Benji_Breakdown @Nuryare23 The guy was definitely a cunt. At the same time, a sucker punch is cowardice.

Dude gets knocked out cold for being racist on the subway 🚇

@HeresJohnnytoo @Nuryare23 If he remembers that , let that be a lesson to him. Treat people with respect.

@Nuryare23 He's clearly drunk, but they sucker punched him anyway. In the full clip, one of them violently kicks his a couple of times while he's unconscious. The clueless white girls keep saying he deserved it, and a couple of older whites then come to his aid, and try and help him.

@trutriciahelfer Yup.

You know where to find me 😈

@LordLoveShack @Bigdaddyvinz_ Do you spend a lot of time thinking about the penises of fictional characters?

@Bigdaddyvinz_ No, even worst, they give her powers but didn't allowed the design of a decent breast plate with visible cleavage. That's the cinematic equivalent of the Incredible Hulk with a tiny wiener.

Marvel giving her powers is one of the worst writing decision in TV history.

@mrjeffu Okay so that dude is all kinds of crazy. Also maybe don’t use water to put out an oil fire.

The person who set the fire left a message with the URL to what appears to be his personal website, containing right-wing conspiracy theories about Zainichi Koreans. He apparently believed that deep state-backed Koreans had taken over Japan. x.com/mrjeffu/status…

Video: It looks like somebody set a fire in the middle of Tokyo's famous Shibuya scramble crossing. Police tried putting it out with water, with limited success.

@mrjeffu Well that was anticlimactic. Definitely a message of some sort.

Live cam footage shows a person poured flammable liquid onto the street in the middle of Tokyo's Shibuya scramble crossing, lit it on fire, and ran off. They also placed a flat object in the middle of what was apparently meant to be a circle of fire. Was it a message?

@June__Lovejoy Do you swing by the yutaka Ozaki memorial?

I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!! Today I had a lovely lesbian couple on their honeymoon trip for a 9-hour tour and it was sooooo fucking fun🥺💘💘💘💘💘 We went to: Asakusa Rockza Sensoji Kabukicho Tower Succubus Shisha Abyss LUXE (Oppai Pub)

@June__Lovejoy How to order a beer. But only because I don’t drink.

言語を学ぶとき、最初に何を学びたいですか？簡単な挨拶、面白いフレーズ、それとも… When you study a language, what do you want to learn first? Simple greetings, interesting phrases, or maybe..... 🌶️ 🤭

@meghanncuniff This man going to jail. If that’s the best lie he can come up with he’s going to super duper jail.

A Hawaii man accused of trying to murder his wife on a hiking trail last year told jurors today that his wife attacked him first. Gerhardt Konig said he was at the edge of the cliffside Pali Puka Trail when "I felt a shove" and nearly fell over the cliff. He realized his wife, Arielle Konig, had pushed him, and he said he was "like what the f*** was that?" "I was like, just asking her, like, you know, what was that? And started walking towards her, because at this point she was like five or 10 feet away from me," Konig testified today (Wednesday, April 1). "I turn around and I'm asking her, like, what the hell's you know, what the f*** just happened and what's going on? And as I'm starting to walk towards her, she starts yelling. ... She starts yelling, 'Help me! Help me!" he continued. He said he grabbed her arms and "she keeps yelling, and she kind of grabs my wrists and throws herself on the ground and pulls me down with her." "When you're on the ground, what starts to happen?" defense lawyer Thomas Otake asked. "She's holding on to me. And I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to figure out what's going on, but I'm also, at this point, trying to let go of, like, trying to get free, because she's, like, actively holding on. She has her leg, like, wrapped around one of my legs, and like, is actively holding on to me, and is and is yelling. And so I'm trying to, you know, get free. And I get my my one arm free, and I try to use it to get my other arm free. And she grabs me by the testicles," he testified. Konig, 47 and an anesthesiologist in Maui, has been in jail in Hawaii since March 24, 2025 — his wife's birthday — and he's currently on trial in the state's 1st Circuit Court in Honolulu on a second-degree attempted murder charge.

@kenerro2 @dom_lucre Probably because you don’t look for it. Or you flat out ignore it.

@dom_lucre I have never seen a black woman shot by her husband who is white, now that I’m thinking about it

🔥🚨BREAKING: Democrat Vice Mayor of Coral Springs Florida Politician Nancy Metayer Bowen who was about run for Congress has been found dead in her home and her husband has been arrested. Nancy Metayer Bowen, Nancy was the vice mayor and commissioner of Coral Springs ... and local police say they went to her home Wednesday morning for a wellness check and found her dead body. Cops say Nancy's husband, Stephen Bowen, is in custody and her death is being investigated as a domestic violence incident. Police also say there are no additional suspects.

@DiskinRichie @Buckeye311 @BillyCorben And? He still charged them. Thus necessitating bullets. He got what he earned.

@Buckeye311 @BillyCorben He was shot in the back.

Miami Police shoot, wound man across from Ultra Music Festival… The incident occurred Saturday morning around 7AM outside the YVE Hotel on Biscayne Blvd. & NE 2nd St. after officers responded to a report of a man in his 20s acting erratically. Officers attempted to de-escalate the situation, used a Taser and pepper spray, which were apparently not effective — and an officer fired at the man. Miami Police Chief Manny Morales said he "appeared to have non-life-threatening injuries," and was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital for treatment along with one officer injured during the incident.

@PrzemekShura This fake as fuck

Pojazdy autonomiczne - czyli poruszające się bez człowieka.. takie samochody są z nami już od wielu lat.. tu kompilacja ich wyczynów... w ostatnim filmiku za cholerę nie wiem co się stało.. 😎

@Raw_Combat_ Ain’t a soul on earth is migrating to Dagestan. Y’all need to stop lying.

Two migrants attempted to rob a store in Dagestan, a big mistake!

@MsRebeccaBlack Ummmmmm…..

while we’re on the topic why she look like a lesbian i would’ve flirted with during ladies night at the chapel in 2018

@gemmalouisejpn Congratulations! It’s been a long time coming!

ご報告です。 このたび、日本に帰化しました！ 長年お世話になったイギリスのパスポートとも今日でお別れです。 これからは日本人として新しい人生を歩んでいきます🇯🇵