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me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me

@etchy_sketch2 liking this so it's not ignored

Paul simons 80s wig is lost media

carrie grabbing pauls hair as he goes down on her and accidentally pulling his toupee off and thats why he refuses to give women head

hi i posted another chapter of my fic last night but no one saw the tweet hi #yay

@speaksweetangel insight into my big mind

@simonsfunkel Mia tweet master doc

had no WiFi for ten hours in work so here are some tweets i would've tweeted throughout the day

i know that's right🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸

do you think paul and edie went to court because she beat him #idontblameher

paul simon cannot make a mountain out of a molehill because to him a molehill is already a mountain

@etchy_sketch2 😭😭😭😭

@etchy_sketch2 it's pride of place on the mantelpiece

@theiinjulie that's crazy omg you manifested him😭

@simonsfunkel i was just saying to my mom too wow i wish there was more paul stuff around AND THEN HE JUST APPEARS IN FRONT OF ME the universe knew

why did they genuinely put me on the paul simon floor of the hotel im crying 😭

67

whole lot of 67 on 67 weekend

@etchy_sketch2 retweet

@etchy_sketch2 do you think he still has his

@theiinjulie LMFAO valid reactions to ps

@simonsfunkel mind you i was sweaty and delirious because i had just been walking outside in like 90 degree heat for an hour so it was like seeing jesus

@theiinjulie LMAOOOOO that's one of my fav pics of them too like aw

@simonsfunkel i left the elevator to that big ass picture of paul and art and nearly screamed LIKE YALL DID THIS FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Hi_Imdoinkle six seven

new things i just invented, i call them numbers

@leonardsapple IT WOILD BE LIT

it would be sooooooooo funy if i went by leonard apple guys........wouldnt it