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CONOCÍ A HOZIER!!! NO FUE UN INVENTO DE MI IMAGINACIÓN!!!+

Hi Dan and Phil ! Please see below an image of my wallet. It is empty. This is because I have no money. Please take this into consideration. Thankyou!

OH MY GODDDDDDDD THESE ARE THE REPLACEMENT PJS. SONIC PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yesss girl stay in ur room all day and isolate urself until u dont have energy for basic communication anymore

don’t let dan and phil’s ominous announcement distract you from the fact that we still don’t know what dan’s birthday cake looked like this year

theyre wearing turtlenecks and kissing i figured it out

phil lester is the hottest and freakiest #confirmed

IWTV DAN AND PHIL OOMFS TODAY IS OUR DAY

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the dnp announcement is actually gonna be a joint tour with fall out boy, mcr and panic at the disco where they play their entire discographies at the same time while dan and phil make out on stage. seriously imagine it

don’t worry guys i got this

How to feels for Dan and Phil to say they're going to be doing Something at Some Time

“you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” is probs the best lyric ever written if u think abt it

WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

Sofia Errasti es Amparo Martínez. #RostrosJuveniles

dios que se hacen los misteriosos dan y phil DE QUE ME ESTAS HABLANDOOO???

ahora cada vez que me llegue un mensaje voy a pensar ay ojalá sean dan y phil

yo en el chat: dan y phil sabían que se murió gaspi dan y phil fueron a la última misa ricotera dan y phil qué opinan del pendrive de adorni

signing up on with my phone number so that Dan and Phil can see the argentine area code and have no choice but to come

being dan and phil must be so fun like wdym you can work on a secret project and then you get to weaponise it to hunt gay people for sport