Simon Nicklin

@DanielWalker5 @PJWalsh1982 @ImRaina Need to check my photos. Looks good.

@sinicklin @PJWalsh1982 @ImRaina Have we any pictures Si? This is something I saw online?

@PJWalsh1982 Hope you are well, pal. Thinking of ideas to put @ImRaina gloves on show in the club from 2005. No rush, please have a think and we can sort 👍

Prime Minister Starmer, I address you with the seriousness this moment demands. A peaceful protest is unfolding in Epsom right now. You might want to watch it closely, mush. We’re already talking to your police, they ain’t that bad, mate. And it won’t be long before they turn on you too. But after giving the matter the careful, measured consideration it requires, the truth is impossible to soften: you cannot run a country. You are running it straight into the ground and straight into the history books as Britain’s single greatest own-goal merchant of all time. You have become the laughing stock of the entire world a pathetic, spineless, incompetent, deluded, virtue-signalling traitor who has turned the United Kingdom into the planet’s favourite punchline. And now we are treated to the spectacle of your own clumsy, desperate attempts to cause carnage and trouble… only to watch you fail spectacularly at that as well. How positively, pathetically precious. How utterly delightful it is to witness a man who lectures the nation endlessly about dignity and courage, yet cannot even successfully orchestrate the chaos he so clearly craves. What a truly exquisite own-goal, Keir a masterpiece of mediocrity from the stammering statesman who stumbles through every crisis exactly the way he stumbles through leadership: blindly, awkwardly, and without a single clue. A real star performer… in the theatre of the absurd. The reckoning is coming. And it will not be kind. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@RachelReevesMP You are stealing tax from productive Britain and handing it to lazy foreigners and the healthy indolent. If anyone ran a company like you ran the economy, they’d be in prison.

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Hats off to whoever wrote this! EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

A gaggle of gobshites

MPs shouting about fighting British citizens in the streets, a Gay Jewish man leading a Muslim political party, grabbing his crutch and dancing on a stage with drag queens and dancers in bondage gear, whilst the SUTR mob wave Pride, Palestinian, Hezbollah and ISIS flags ! Oh and the deputy of the party’s wife is at home in a Burka … You couldn’t make this up !!! This country is literally going to implode! What on earth is happening? @RestoreBritain_

Play with play dough Use etch a sketch Computer battleships will do it for us

You can smell my growler, far and near

Lada. Sorry, no. Lardy.

Starmer is set to make the evil Pygmy Sadiq KHUNT, a Lord. The fancy dress department do not make ermine robes that small. A fleet of tiny hamsters are being fattened up for their fur.

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Roll on April 🏏

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So, enter a football ground without a ticket is now a criminal offence. Enter the UK with no documents and they put you up in hotel feed and clothe you!

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@PartingtonJp @AussiesArmy I'm being banned for life there!

@AussiesArmy Disgraceful

Absolutely pathetic Cricket from Bangladesh #BANvsPAK