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@slasherlibido
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23+ HEAVY LEWD - MDNI ๅๅ ๆฅ Kasฤฑm 2023
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well apparently people have often told me i have a more, and quote, 'mature taste', so i guess that fixes things.
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My age? Why.. I believe Iโm old enough to be your mother..
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uh-huh, definitely an impressive physique, from...uhh...
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yeah could she repeat that last bit again? he kinda zoned out being fixated on her...her uhh...
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...wait, what were they talking about?
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@YASMIN_MAXXX but her lips are stuck onto him like a gorilla at a wildlife exhibit, so what now, huh.
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ok so he can't tell if that's chainmail or not but if it is then that explains why she's built like a mare.
in the nicest way possible (please don't hurt him).
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built like royalty. ๐๐ค
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@YASMIN_MAXXX ok then!
he'll take what he can get so long as she's not kicking his ass! ๐ฎโ๐จ
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@appledonitology just saying that if you ever decide to make a jett just ring me if you need a short billygoat up in your guts and i'll have a layout in like 30 minutes at the ready
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and that's why instead of a full-time job i have multiple felonies to my name.
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แ school? college? trades? fool, you should be studying the blade. แ
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//might do a college au bridger where he's in his early years as ghostface and also flirting with his professors
and before people ask the character in this post is 19 years of age per the artist's statement in a separate post
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imagine a dude with a big dick that scratches all the right spots, while also being a serial killer that is as silly as he is deadly
that's more or less bridger summed up
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further emphasis on this
my goal with bridger is to make him a dom in the sense that he can, but without likening him to the others that you normally see on here
so he can pin you down, but he's just really really silly whilst simultaneously being capable of filleting you
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that said i hope you guys know that with this event, this is gonna be the goofiest that i write jayden so imagine if deadpool was a serial killer, and had a bbc, and boom, you got ghostface jayden :D
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that said i hope you guys know that with this event, this is gonna be the goofiest that i write jayden
so imagine if deadpool was a serial killer, and had a bbc, and boom, you got ghostface jayden :D
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...well shit.
but think about it - sex increases morale, and therefore improves results, so it should be encouraged - more-so during ceremonies.
...well then at least it isn't a direct no.
so in the meantime can he take her number?
and possibly out to dinner when she's free?
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Dating in the Helldivers is strictly prohibited. Relationships do not mesh well with warfare. . . Yet there are certain. . .exceptionsโ. And that is not up to her to make that decision to allow such an. . .interesting specimen to join her. That'll be up to her superiors.
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...uhhh, yeah...
...definitely because of the hospitality and not because he's well up in her guts beating her womb black and blue.
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he digs it.
next question:
would she care to see what he's hiding under his pants?
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"...look, i promise there's a perfect explanation for why i look like i got into a bar fight, andโ
...oh, okay."
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right, right...so a crazy diet.
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okay, new question...or two:
at any point has she considered maybe dating - ideally someone with the courage to handle all that muscle.
also: what is her military's standing opinion on recruiting sociopaths into their ranks.
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Nutrient consumption in the military is heavily monitored and calculated to achieve the most benefits for a soldier. . . Every calorie, every vitamin, every thing is marked down to a science. Until perfectionโ.
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