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@pacisgoat @Titus_klaus amazing comeback 🤭

@slowreader16 @Titus_klaus Slow reader, slow thinker...

A kid in deed

@Jwiesel13 @erimreca @WillHinds so u do care? 🤭🤭

@erimreca @WillHinds I’m patriotic and want to root for my country

I’m just a “dumb” American who doesn’t understand soccer..but tell me again how the United States wouldn’t be able to compete with England in the World Cup who just tied 0-0 with Ghana…

@BallinFFB @USMNTBob grown ahh man needs that extra attention huh? 🤭🤭

@USMNTBob I never thought it was this easy

Hey Europe, It’s called soccer. Respect our culture. Sincerely, The country that landed on the moon, invented the internet, and is about to win your sport too. #WorldCup #USMNT

@Zamous4 @k1482 @BallinFFB bro watches soft rugby 🤭🤭🤭

@k1482 @BallinFFB We are used to laughing at you guys, it’s very easy when you guys suck at everything

@Dearme2_ bro doesn’t know the definition of job shaming 🤭🤭

Not job shaming… but, working fast food over the age 21 is not ok.

@Israel2252 @elonmusk @nikitabier bro’s shaken 🤭🤭🤭

Hey, @elonmusk @nikitabier Does advocating for the death of a user go against X's policy?

@trooperJJstak @Sangeruo @DailyLoud shiver me timbers Mr Trooper 🤭🤭

@Sangeruo @DailyLoud Yeah, I guess I could work on my delivery. I’m new at the comedy thing but at least I don’t cry at the smell of pork. Who the hell is scared of pussies like you? youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-uFO…

Actor Giancarlo Esposito, who recently called for a revolution in the United States against the Trump administration, has officially converted to Islam 🙏

@BdF_CFC @user193705 better than what Hazard’s doing. oh wait what is Hazard doing? 🤭🤭

@user193705 Oh shit what a goal against.. New zealand.😂😂👍👍

TALK NOW PUSSY

@ShadeMCI @iTillyyy_ bro’s coping 🤭🤭

@iTillyyy_ I mean he created 3 chances + was playing a low block?

1. Lies 2. Another lie 3. Another lie 4. And Another lie

@sambrazy @AyodiJnr grown ass man needing extra attention huh? 🤭🤭

@AyodiJnr Ah so you do care

@Khaledwasel74x still scored 🤭🤭

طلع مرموش الي مبيعرفش يلعب كورة ونزل تريزيجيه الي مبيعرفش يلعب كورة

@MaestroHR Salah still got a goal and an assist 🤭

Egypt are playing with the lowest form of IQ i’ve ever seen. Mo Salah non-existent, rest of the team got no sense of urgency when it’s time to score.

@david_sivella no one’s reading this BS 🤭🤭

This Memorial Day, as NYC honors its military service members, let us remember that Mayor Zohran Mamdani violated federal law by failing to register for the Selective Service for over 7 years while a Green Card holder, thereby avoiding potential military service, despite an extremely low probability that this was an error. Zohran Mamdani came to the United States from Uganda with his parents at age seven in 1998. Bill Clinton was President. 9/11 had not happened, nor had the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars begun. Zohran’s father, Mahmood Mamdani, had been to New York before Zohran was born in Uganda in 1991, back in 1969, during the Vietnam War. In a 2013 interview published in University World News, Mahmood Mamdani recounted becoming stateless in the U.S. around 1969 after his passport was stolen while visiting New York. Uganda’s embassy—under Idi Amin—refused to issue a replacement. Trapped in New York, Mahmood Mamdani received a U.S. military draft notice and got so “scared,” he “flushed it down the toilet.” This led him to apply to Harvard's graduate school to avoid the draft. As an academic and Columbia University Professor, Mahmood Mamdani has written extensively (and critically) about U.S. military actions, interventions, and related foreign policy in books and articles, including: •  Good Muslim, Bad Muslim: America, the Cold War, and the Roots of Terror (2004), which examines U.S. Cold War policies, support for proxy forces (e.g., in Afghanistan), and the roots of terrorism. •  Saviors and Survivors: Darfur, Politics, and the War on Terror (2009), which analyzes how U.S. framing of conflicts (including calls for military intervention) intersects with the War on Terror. •  Articles such as “The Politics of Naming: Genocide, Civil War, Insurgency” (comparing Iraq and Darfur) and analyses applying his colonialism frameworks to U.S. actions in Iraq. And Zohran Mamdani’s mother, the filmmaker Mira Nair, has been quoted multiple times on the U.S. military and related foreign policy, primarily to critique post-9/11 U.S. actions, the War on Terror, and American cultural portrayals of its wars. These statements come mainly from 2012–2013 interviews promoting her film The Reluctant Fundamentalist (which explores a Pakistani-American’s disillusionment with U.S. power, identity, and foreign policy after 9/11, the invasion of Afghanistan, and the Iraq War). Mira Nair has also referenced knowing about the Vietnam War as a teenager in India (in a 2007 Believer interview) and has discussed drone warfare in Pakistan and post-9/11 family separations in other conversations tied to her film work. On May 17, 2013, while her son, Zohran Mamdani, at age 21, was a U.S. Green Card holder violating federal law by not registering with U.S. Selective Service, Mira Nair was quoted in a Hindustan Times interview while promoting The Reluctant Fundamentalist, that her son Zohran “is not an Uhmericcan (American) at all. He was born in Uganda and raised between India and America. He is at home in many places. He thinks of himself as a Ugandan and as an Indian.” Given his parents' high degree of U.S. military knowledge, is it plausible that Zohran’s parents were unfamiliar with their son’s legal obligation to register with the Selective Service within 30 days of turning age 18 as a U.S. Green Card holder living in New York? Do you believe Zohran Mamdani failed to register for the Selective Service by mistake, despite the circumstances? Zohran Mamdani received his first Green Card as a child; thus, he was not automatically registered with Selective Service, as he would have been had he applied for a Green Card between the ages of 18 and turning 26, the Selective Service registration cutoff. Male U.S. lawful permanent residents (Green Card holders), like nearly all other U.S. males, must register with Selective Service if they come into the U.S. between 18 and 25 or within 30 days of turning 18 if they got their Green Card as a minor. USCIS automatically transmits data to the Selective Service for males aged 18–25 who file Form I-485 (Application to Adjust Status) for their first Green Card. This does not apply to Form I-90 (Application to Replace Permanent Resident Card), which is used for renewals, replacements, or corrections of an existing Green Card if it was acquired as a child. The I-90 form and instructions contain no provisions for Selective Service data sharing or automatic registration. So, Zohran Mamdani slipped through the automatic registration process with USCIS and then did not register within 30 days of his turning 18, as a pre-existing Green Card holder on October 18, 2009, as the law required him to do on his own. But there is more to Zohran Mamdani's avoiding Selective Service registration than just taking advantage of a federal bureaucratic loophole. Zohran Mamdani also got around the New York State requirement to register with the Selective Service, and there is only one way he could have done it and still gotten and held on to a New York State ID through age 26. Zohran would have to have applied for a NY state ID card as a Green Card holder, which he could legally do without registering with Selective Service, up until the last day he was age 17, and Zohran could have held that legal NY state ID for up to 8 years before it expired, bringing Zohran to age 26, beyond the age for which he would have been legally required to register with Selective Service in order to renew his New York State ID or get a Driver’s License. Up until Zohran Mamdani became a citizen at age 26 in 2018, New York had linked Selective Service registration to getting driver’s licenses, learner permits, and non-driver ID cards, when a male aged 18–25 applied for, renewed, or replaced one using the standard form (MV-44), the application explicitly notified the applicant that they were being registered with Selective Service by auto-consent stating: “If I am a male at least 18 but less than 26 years of age, I consent to be registered with the Selective Service System (SSS), if so required by federal law. I authorize the Commissioner (of the DMV) to forward to the SSS (Selective Service) my personal information that is required for registration.” Had Zohran Mamdani received a New York Junior Driver’s License at age 17, without having to register with Selective Service because he was under age 18, that license would have expired in five years, not eight like a New York state ID, requiring him to renew his license at around age 22-23, and therefore be registered with Selective Service. This is why Zohran likely never had a New York driver’s license before finally registering for Selective Service at age 25 on January 17, 2017, just before applying for U.S. citizenship in 2018. NOTE: After Zohran Mamdani had turned age 26, and had been made a U.S. citizen, New York State did away with auto-consent for Selective Service when applying for a Driver’s License or state ID that required registration for men ages 18 to 25, and gave these men the choice to check a box that says NO, I do not authorize the DMV register give Selective Service my information. FURTHER NOTE: There is no record of Zohran Mamdani ever driving a car, which fits with this hypothetical of deliberate avoidance of Selective Service registration. I believe that Zohran Mamdani, the child of radical anti-American parents, who did not consider their only child, Zohran, to be an American, in no way wanted their son to be subjected to a U.S. military draft in 2009, as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan raged on. And Zohran remained unregistered with Selective Service through January 17, 2017, when his interests turned from rapping to politics. In 2017, Zohran Mamdani (then still active as a rapper) joined the New York City chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) and worked on the campaign of Khader El-Yateem, a Palestinian Lutheran minister running as a Democratic Socialist for NYC Council. This was one of Mamdani’s earliest formal campaign roles before he managed Ross Barkan’s 2018 state senate bid and later ran for office himself (NY State Assembly in 2020). Zohran Mamdani’s involvement in El-Yateem’s campaign appears to have motivated his own political ambitions, which required U.S. citizenship. To achieve this, Zohran had to belatedly register for Selective Service after over seven years of not doing so, then claim that his previous failure was a mistake. This sequence underscores my main argument: Zohran intentionally avoided registration until it became necessary for his political aspirations. Personally, I do not believe that Zohran Mamdani's failure to register for the Selective Service was a mistake. It was intentional. Because it fits with who Zohran and his parents are and how they feel about the United States and against its military engagements in the Middle East. And if I am correct that Zohran Mamdani willfully avoided registering with Selective Service in violation of U.S. laws, Zohran Mamdani should not have been given citizenship in 2018, but rather made to wait five years from the date he registered for Selective Service, on January 17, 2017, meaning he would not have been eligible for U.S. citizenship until 2022, two years after he ran successfully for NY state Assembly in 2020, as a DSA Socialist. The “Five-Year Good Conduct rule” (also known as the good moral character, or GMC, requirement) is a key eligibility criterion for U.S. naturalization (citizenship) under the standard 5-year path for lawful permanent residents (Green Card holders). It requires that you show you are a person of good moral character and have been one for at least the five years immediately before you file Form N-400 (Application for Naturalization), continuing through the time you take the Oath of Allegiance. Nothing I have outlined here establishes that Zohran Mamdani met the GMC requirement for his citizenship application without giving the immigration officer handling his case clear answers on how all of the above occurred as an innocent mistake. Zohran, as a young rapper, obviously convinced an immigration bureaucrat that all the above was an ignorant young man’s mistake. But now, just eight years later, Zohran Mamdani is the Mayor of New York City, the number one terror target in the world, and Zohran, unlike past mayors since 9/11, is doing the job without a national security clearance. So, this Memorial Day, Mayor Zohran Mamdani owes those who did serve, all of NYC, and all of America, the answers he gave immigration in 2018. How did you become a U.S. citizen one year after registering for the Selective Service, having spent over seven years violating U.S. federal law by not registering, Zohran? You should hold an open press conference to all, not one by RSVP only for your friends, and answer these Selective Service and immigration questions until there are no more questions about this, and also explain why you still do not have a national security clearance. It’s Memorial Day weekend. You’ve been in office since January 1st. It’s time to explain how you became an American, Zohran Mamdani.

@WilliamConnorR6 @Zaki_Spurz @JRob_T @StephenStorey with a bastard child like you, he’s probably miserable 🤭

@Zaki_Spurz @JRob_T @StephenStorey no he’s doing just fine actually

There’s not a name you can call me that’ll stop me from living better than you.

@CLBXenoo bros still crying because he’s wrong 🤭🤭

Luis Diaz is still mid bro idc 😂😂

@Vanlenciacf little girl is angry because people can reply to her on a platform that has a reply feature 🤭🤭

You’ll be having a good time tweeting about the World Cup until normie mfs reply to your shit all mad and bothered. No one was talking to yall

@CLBXenoo @MusialaEra he just scored man 😭

@MusialaEra He’s also doing nothing against Uzbekistan btw lmfao one assist and that’s his whole highlight

We really took Liverpool‘s best player for a laughable 75m, destroyed Liverpool‘s entire system and their fans smiled like the good boys they are Luis Diaz you have rocked my world

@Top_Cat80 bro’s getting offended by a haircut and a tweet 🤭🤭

@SkyedOKC @ZParker95128 of course u would know they’re good, they whooped your team 🤭

teams are usually hated because they’re good. the Spurs are hated because they have unlikeable humans