extremely ill man in sewer drain

"Parade of the Carrion Eaters", me, Acrylic, Acrylic Goauche on Canvas. 10x15. First experiment with the Zorn Palette. Also my first actually finished piece in an embarrassingly long time

Clueless guy fails to order Chinese food in basic English

Incredible reputation I've built for myself

@smokemedicinal That's my half brother lol he's got a black panther mask he had 3d printed but is a big all lives matter guy

@ShitheadOnline 500+ word dissertation on how I'm so mad they wrote marketing copy about my little toy soldiers that I didn't like

@haggardbroad Thank you daisy

@sludge_worm Slay phil

QRT with your skull art

Mormon people command their legion of children around the Walmart cereal aisle like they're playing X-COM on the highest difficulty

Cracking up imagining a 40~ year old drywall installer who really loves nightcore just like remodeling someones basement cranking this kind of shit on the radio too not even in headphones or nothing

Choose your path young man, but choose well- your very life may depend on it...

@slime_golem I met one of the guys who organized this, he's the lead designer for Dimension 20 now

Every hour you spend on your phone adds a 0.001 % chance that in your next life you will be reborn as a donkey brained laborer in Qin Dynasty China. Go ahead and scroll onto that next post; that river of mercury isn't going to fill itself.

finally checking out oppenheimer

@Rockybalbonga1 What am I looking at here

@jojoMFFL @haggardbroad Daisy needs to go to boot camp too

I hate when comedians decide that they don’t want to be seen as clowns anymore even though they actively pursued that role and start posturing themselves as tortured artists that philosophize at us about their depression. this is simply not what either of us signed up for 🙄

@jojoMFFL Lmfao

@jojoMFFL Normal for me but only because my southern mother taught me the phrase don't ever hear anyone else say it up here

(STONE AGE STAND UP): Now how come everyone from left side of great river swing club like *this*, but if you from right side you swing club like *this*? (Raucous applause, sits down on rock and takes a deep breath) Me am so sick of cancel culture,

@bba_josh Best 21st birthday ever

@sludge_worm omg me too.. shit was a movie

pulling a sleepover prank on a eunuch where you tape a pair of balls to them while they sleep and they wake up all freaked out