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Other Indians when they find out out he finally got unlimited bobs and vagene then cried:

移民と共生させられること

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

We nuked the wrong country.

spotted in boston logan airport eating shake shack on her way to puerto rico freedom must taste good after 14 months in the clink i'd recognize that hook nose anywhere

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

just in case… obviously

Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.

oil should go up to a million dollars so normies can feel how it felt to use ethereum in 2021

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands: 8:00 - Wake up 8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains 9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment 10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit 10:30 - Start work 12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch 14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance 14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar 15:30 - Finish work 17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle 21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner 21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life 22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

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suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

@initjean "objects that struck the data center" is honestly the wildest corporate euphemism for a missile strike I've ever seen

BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict: 1. France has surrendered 2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides 3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan 4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling 5. No response from Spain (weekend) More intel to follow soon

Jane Street has been putting mass gainer powder in my wifes fruit smoothie for the last 23 years

"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."

Hi Claude, build me the Renaissance Medallion Fund with better returns and less risk , don't make any mistakes

me on the first date realizing i'm being distillation attacked

Anthropic board meeting, Feb 2026. "even if we manage to replace all software companies with Claude.. the real question is, who will we we be selling the software to?" "Same people we’ve been selling it to, and whoever else will buy it" "But Dario, if you do this, you will kill the market for years. It’s over. And you’re selling something to people you KNOW will be replaced by subagents." "We are selling to willing buyers, who are paying us to replace them. So that we may SERVE humanity's long term well-being"

An overview of our Q4 and full year 2025 financial results. With something extra to keep you focused.