the weapon

Happy sockthrowing7 sunday

@Ji88yJoHHs Don't command grabs rule?

Pepper spraying her eyes and tazeing her as i rape her while i also blow my rape whistle in her ear and jab her with car keys

@bonbibonkers *eyes strained crimson with tears streaming down my face, finishing putting on the cat suit* IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT ZOG *drapes the tail down over my face* WELL HERE IT IS. HERE YOU FUCKING GO *throws up*

@sockthrowing7DX Zog wants us to kiss and hold each other ugh

I want to eat this so badly and look like that old man that ate an entire canister of paint

@femcellord Left leg, 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝑶𝑵 !!!!!

choidlings assemble

@Postreaderman @poopswag34

@sockthrowing7DX @poopswag34 Poop (po-up) noun When you eat too much you have to make some.

Looking up poop in the dictionary

@knockonherdoor Cos sometimes they're greens or even yellows and one time I even saw a pink

why are oranges called oranges but an apple isn’t called red

@realgeekdjoe A big microwave stuffed with different types of metal and foils

what do yall sound like

@virtuallyself @poorlyred Seriously how has nobody mentioned the all-encompassing radiance of sandbox

@poorlyred i prefer ranked

i’ve never understood casual sex

@CertifiedGlorp Your home planet probably looks like a huge butt also I've been in communication with all YOUR ants and they laugh at you for being too green

@sockthrowing7DX My antenna allow me to transmit all the data from your ethernetcord back to my home planet so see how well that dirt will do you when I leak your browsing history to all the ants in your local area

Guys I need a Twitter enemy who wants to be my enemoof

Baking the dog a dark chocolate and grape pie Here you are, stupid motjerfucker

@BronyRepublican I thought this was a super toned diaper guy for like 5 seconds

@goobygirl2 Like a hat?

they should invent some sort of footwear

Showering grounded to the physical world: boring, time's passage = 5 seconds per second, view of same wall each time, functionally purgatory Showering with SUBWAY SURFERS!!!!!!: Trains in a new formation every run, engaging hue values, more comfortable with encountering my penis

@Lv100WormMage Showing search results for phrase "𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘆𝘀" 𝖠𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝟨,𝟤𝟦𝟩,𝟢𝟫𝟢,𝟣𝟢𝟢 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗌 (𝟢.𝟥𝟤 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗌)

They should invent this

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

@TheCornCobbler Did you know if your palm is bigger than your face you're a shabbos goy *SLAP*

do not fucking TROLL me today okay? I'm at my wit's end. i will fr*ak the FLIP out. Seriously. Just Grow up for Today.

gives you my full diaper grin