Saving Ourselves for Death

When a teammate tells you they were conceived in the Corn Palace (citation needed). #lifegoals

We dug our own grave and are ready to lay in it. #weonlycumfordeath

What if we kissed in the John Deere Tractor and Engine Museum parking lot? #scootscoot

Best line of the day - getting #noods in Waterloo. Next best thing to playing women’s. All FMPs…and also Kyle.

Sorry, autocorrect. Score was 4-15

Stopped tweeting when the tequila came out. We lost in a real nailbiter to Hey Babe 14-15.

In the game to go! We’re just SOAKING it all in.

Practicing for the afterlife #makeoutandfindout

Hector looking like a snack

Puritè. Chastitè. Virginitè.

Is that embalming fluid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Final against Hey Babe 4-15. Jokes on them bc we won the field and don’t have to move.

Now 3-13. Leave the (coffin) door open

Getting laid in the grave! It’s 3-4 in this half (but 3-12 overall).

Locked and loaded. #chastityfirst #safetysecond

Waking up and feeling the rigor mortis. #day2

Taylor’s getting a little handsy with our resident pole dancer! Let’s save it for death, you two!

Also thanks for playing safe #noinjuries

Highlight of the second half @DragnRust agreed we should run our Big Bony Ho play. We score with one throw - Lauren skied Neal!

Rob Shaw trying a snake in the grass, but making it sensual