Mike Wood

@Scott_Pert You really should give up drinking. It’s in obviously not good for you

THE FUTURE OF MANCHESTER CITY • 115 Punishment. • Start 2026/27 PL campaign on -90 Points. • 3 Year Transfer Ban. • Erling Haaland triggers exodus. • Club put up for sale. • Fire sale of players & assets. • Loss of Global fanbase. • Become modern day Sheffield Wednesday.

@AvantiWestCoast @rmarriott0 Why not just say yes and get people home instead of prevaricating

@rmarriott0 Hi Reece, please can you send a picture of your ticket via DM so that we can check this for you? - Bipasha twitter.com/messages/compo…

@tristar_au Things that never happened episode 458

My 8 year old told me today "Did you know McDonalds supports Israel?" I said "Yes. How did you find that out?" She said one of her friends at school told her. She said "I don't want to go to McDonalds anymore" Proud of her

@BeckettUnite Just didn’t happen though and you know it.

How Israel 🇮🇱 treats the kidnapped peace activists: • 180 on a ‘prison boat’ • 40 with broken ribs • 12 sexually assaulted • Tasers in the face “We were tortured” A humanitarian mission to break an illegal siege of Gaza 🇵🇸 Israel 🇮🇱 is a pariah Expel 🇮🇱 from the UN now.

Afghanistan’s education minister announced that women are permanently banned from attending schools. The United Nations? Silent. Women’s Rights Organizations? Silent. Greta Thunberg? Silent. They’re too busy being obsessed with Israel and the Jews.

@lukestanley03 That is how you win a premier league title. Not the varsenal way.

4 years since the most mental of all mental comebacks. Every storyline that had been egged up all week had already come true: Gerrard winning the title for Liverpool, Coutinho scoring for them, it was over. We were 2-0 down on 75 minutes. I remember looking over at the scoreboard and having absolutely ZERO belief, which is rare for me. They said we’d never see anything like 2012 again but that day was almost a repeat. 3 goals in 5 minutes and we did it. 🩵

Memo to all Arsenal haters currently weeping, wailing, shrieking, moaning and gnashing their unsightly teeth at us winning the Premier League.. and wondering how life can possibly get any worse: We’re going to win the Champions League too! 🏆 🏆

@InspM0r0s3 @KirstieMAllsopp @wesstreeting @BBCr4today I can afford to leave all my properties empty until the government changes its mind.

@KirstieMAllsopp @wesstreeting @BBCr4today You do know that if all landlords vanished overnight, as if by magic, the houses would still be there? They’re not intrinsically linked.

Surprise, surprise @wesstreeting is on @BBCr4today bashing landlords. I’ve got news for you mate, we can’t have a “productive nation” without people having homes, so if you want to tax Landlords to hell, I’d build some alternative accommodation first ‘cos you’re going to need it.

When you are big you are big 🥳

If the Manchester attackers were White they would have been in prison months ago. You have a BIG problem @Keir_Starmer

Tesco make £3 billion plus profits and yet nearly ALL of their shop floor staff are in receipt of universal credit. Shareholders and profits directly subsidised by the taxpayer. Tescos are the benefit scroungers. How hard can it be to outlaw this?

@AFCAMDEN Tell me how long had the UAE oil state of Dubai sponsored you? Longer than city & our owners is a clue

This has arguably been the hardest Premier League to win. Previous champions spending £400m in the summer. Pep buying two of the best players in the league in January. Three teams making European finals. A CL team in 17th. Fewest points between 1st and 18th in over a decade.

🔵 Pep Guardiola 💰 £1.94B spent 🏆 20 Trophies won 🤑 £97m spent per trophy won 🔴 Mikel Arteta 💰 £1.09B spent 🏆 4 Trophies won 🤑 £272.5m spent per trophy won 🔴 Arne Slot 💰 £510m spent 🏆 1 Trophy won 🤑 £510m spent per trophy won 🗣️”Pep is a chequebook manager” 😭

@ES6594605299633 @ErlingRoIe Bottled? Ha ha ha. Every fan knows you cheated, dived and had var to help

@ErlingRoIe City fans are talking shit the day after they bottled the title to Arsenal and expect no banter. Delusional set of people

Arsenal fans are trolling this guy in the quotes when the background shows he’s won more PLs and CLs than their whole club’s 139 year existence

Visibly Jewish woman and her children, waited for green light on pedestrian crossing, on Leicester Road, Manchester, when a driver, pulls over whilst his light was green, but steps on accelerator when it’s red. He clearly tried to run over this Jewish family in Manchester.

Rival fans saying Manchester City fans will return to their “original clubs” when Pep Guardiola leaves. We were City fans before he came, we are City fans while he’s here, and we’ll still be City fans when he leaves, forever and always.

@Kruizes1 @BBCNews Yeah that’s why we have already expanded the stadium twice but hey don’t let upset you

@soitoffends @BBCNews 7000 extra seats that will never get used

Man City's world falls apart in 24 hours of despair bbc.in/4tJHFYM