austin 🇵🇸

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austin 🇵🇸

@stdlib

we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) // jujutsu maintainer

Austin, TX 参加日 Mart 2009

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austin 🇵🇸@stdlib·18 Ağu

has anyone tried making a computer that’s good yet

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𝚃@Rane3560·2d

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

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tiny trump@GarlicCorgi·6d

We should deploy these guys in the field to collect intelligence

Mayne@Tradermayne

Another one of my elite Instagram/tiktok pulls. He calls this Gorillaism. As someone who has watched a lot of videos of gorillas he’s spot on. The movement, the mannerisms, even his build. Chef’s kiss.

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Severus@SeverusChud·11 Nis

KK@kenki_kids

手コキ店で20代前半のオキニとイチャイチャしてシコシコしてもらった後は行きつけの寿司屋へ。最高です。

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universal one love jim@importancatpete·10 Nis

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

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i like food@messedupfoods·10 Nis

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Old Man Rattle@OldRattleMan·7 Nis

casper the friendly ghost just went demon mode on my abuelita

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🜏⟨ Syrlae|02 ⟩🜏@elchaoluis·9 Nis

Psicólogos en 1980 cuando les decias que estabas triste:

Insane Content@onlineinsane

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COOLEE BRAVO 🥞🧇@ItalianFiesta·8 Nis

Me showin da hoes I just learned how to do Solar Flares

Dragon Ball Daily@DBZdaily_

Post as if Dragon Ball was real

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austin 🇵🇸@stdlib·8 Nis

@PiffWhiffle read this one on the shitter. lol

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Astonishing Fart Facts@PiffWhiffle·8 Nis

im on the toilet for a little midnight "coding sesh", about to "push straight to production". Haha. Just a lil joke for my computer industry friends out there

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Maddy Sperling@maddysperl·7 Nis

Obsessed with this trend of people seeing how far they run inside the LA Scientology HQ

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Prem Thakker@prem_thakker·7 Nis

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

Prem Thakker@prem_thakker

The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment

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Arwy@arwys_art·5 Nis

The fortnite loading screen when you’re on a 20 game loss streak

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mike ginn@shutupmikeginn·5 Nis

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

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austin 🇵🇸@stdlib·4 Nis

POV: you are Hellstar Remina about to fuck this shit up

NASA Earth@NASAEarth

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

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Programmer Humor@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R·2 Nis

peakDevMentality redd.it/1sadb9f

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癒しの動物@animalkyat·2 Nis

おばあちゃんが大好きな実家の猫見て

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yeah

𐂯@bunnyums

“fuck this game” *plays the game*

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𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠🌻@JadeAtrophis·2 Nis

garfieldbot@robertlasagna1

My fat dog was so excited to see me in the living room this morning that she started shaking and whining and immediately ran to her bowl and ate some dry food to calm down

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