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“I'll tell you a secret, something they don't teach you in your temple. The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful - because we're doomed.”

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

I don’t know bro. I kind of just wake up and try to be a little better than I was the day before.

Bad Omens was so good tonight.

And you’re telling someone off in the most professional manner.

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

Talk to 'em nice.

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

STOP DENYING MY GOAT #SGA

126 STRAIGHT 20+ POINT GAMES 🚨 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has tied Wilt Chamberlain's all-time record!

SGA ties Wilt Chamberlain for the most consecutive 20+ point games in NBA history ⚡️

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports!

OKC CONTINUES TO DOMINATE ⚡ The Thunder are the first team in the NBA to reach 50 wins this season 🔥

is daylights savings the one we like? i lowkey forget sometimes

i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

no preworkout, just flashbacks of shit i let slide

When that summer breeze on a random day in March hits you and you know that better days are ahead

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"