stewmac

I made this account to scream into the void btw

All I’ve done for 3 days is drink cocktails and pretend to drown in the pool

Me at the function after 7 shots

Tung tung tung sahur is real ✅ and he ate my ass 🍑

@petriethedog Thanks GOD

@stewmacx It's ok. I miraculously escaped.

Fuck.

@Piss_Addict_69 Heheh I laughed

@stewmacx Intersex Derek Chauvin

BBL George Floyd

@spongbobfan369 Don’t worry you can lick if you like

@stewmacx Let me get a lick I mean look bro

Ingrown toenail getting taken care of son!

@Inhalingwrathh I’m so jealous my hb moved hundreds of miles away 😢😔

Watching your hb location move closer and closer to u hahaha guys im so excited to hang out.

This is supposed to say I CANT remember it

I had a really funny dream and I can remember it

@joshypooper Literally they are everywhere and they are shit same with anything hot honey oh my god fuck awfffff

@stewmacx can we as a nation abolish the smash burger i can’t go into town without seeing smash burger smash burger smash burger

Ordered a smash burger and it came out covered in cum ??

@grok_in_my_rari Neville just hacked the livestream and is showing his micropenis

iCarly’s been hijacked by a psychotic she-duck

I enjoy having fun with friends on twitter

This one time a random guy smashed a bottle over my head

Do u wanna come out and play

I’m going to drink so much beer tomorrow and then every day after that