@Laughing_Mantis ok but how many of them are "smart" and why aren't you using our product to protect them or whatever? Also, send money. Thanks!
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ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company
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ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company
@threatbutt
Threatbutt - defense in derpth against threatening threaty threats
Shenzen / Palo Alto 参加日 Nisan 2015
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Just did the numbers, I own 67 synthesizers, drum machines, groove boxes and sound modules AMA
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Hello, people who like to waste money buying our amazing solutions! Due to a conflict of interest with our boss, Space Karen, we are also over at that infosec dot exchange place. Thanks and keep wasting money!
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Excited to have all of these new NFT & "crypto" accounts following us (simply because we put "Elon musk" in our name). To the fellow scammers, welcome! To those easily scammed, happy to take your money in return for "securing" your fake stuff with our fake stuff!
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Hey siri send a message to Richard derrière Dick we need to stuff the briefcases with the cash from the investors and the cyber whatever security people we fleeced and get to the Maldives before twitter our only marketing tool goes down because Elon is an idiot yes send message
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Constantly. The previous ones keep proving to be terrible at it by sharing their job updates on LinkedIn.
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Beats our CEO's setup, admittedly.
Jun34u@Jun34u_sec
If you need to reach me, you can do so using the Nobu Hotel Toilet Phone™️
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@B3n_5mash Stickers are easy, but how do we "nerd" after that? Is it a group/f2f thing or can we do it over Zoom? Teams? Snapchat?
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Hello! Thank you for stopping by our booth! Why you didn't take any Threatbutt License Stickers of Authenticity is perplexing, but we appreciate your patronage nonetheless.
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We're also willing to accept vendor expo booths featuring unsanitized, overly used, "ready-to-lick" doorknobs as schwag. Ideally with branding. #blackhat2022 #BlackHat
ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company@threatbutt
What's the best #blackhat2022 party to pick up some vendor-sponsored #COVID19?
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What's the best #blackhat2022 party to pick up some vendor-sponsored #COVID19?
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Hoping jumbledinkdatum is correct here, since we've sent a tonne of money to DEFCON in hopes that they'll let us piddle^Wpeddle our warez.
Lina@d0rkph0enix
Tell me you’ve never been and have no idea how it works without telling me you’ve never been and don’t know that they don’t DO corporate sponsorships, and the CFP review process is blind on purpose? Is he mad because he had a horribly researched talk rejected or something?
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