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yes!! yes yes yes!! we should run saltwater through every ai data center!! right now!!

@roosterhaymaker @glenna_opt Rav4ioli

@glenna_opt Should have brought some road spaghetti

@williamsc108 IN. TWO.

Timothée Chalamet -> HOSTILES -> Jesse Plemons -> JUDAS & THE BLACK MESSIAH -> LaKeith Stanfield

Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore

@djcharlyhustle I watched "The Goonies" again a couple days ago and, man, Sean Astin can just plain fucking ACT

The whole movie is the worst. It’s nowhere near accurate, melodramatic as hell, and I’m STILL in a puddle of tears. Gah dammit.

@bearsaremean @kenklippenstein "in love" ---> compromised

it would be suspect for ANY senator from ANY district to act like this about ANY foreign country. Graham is a Scotch-Irish southern-baptist gay man from South Carolina. and not even the good part. you know the little coastal towns they have? ok well the exact opposite of those. and he's THIS in love with Israel? which fucking sucks.

SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM: "God bless Israel. We should move all our stuff to Israel."

There's normal stupid and then there's a stupid type of special because I'm a normal stupid

The only reason to bomb anything 40 min apart is to kill the rescuers. Doing that to an elementary school is beyond depraved. The United States is the most evil entity on the planet

An unarmed Iranian ship was invited to take part in an Indian naval exercise alongside the United States. Its sailors were welcomed on land and paraded before the president as a gesture of cooperation. Then, at the last moment, the United States abruptly withdrew from the exercise,only to turn around and torpedo the very ship it had just stood beside. What followed was even more grotesque. After attacking an unarmed vessel, the US refused to rescue the sailors it had thrown into the sea, abandoning them to drown. The grim work of recovering bodies was left to the Sri Lankan Navy. This wasn’t warfare,it was treachery of the most disgraceful kind: an ambush carried out under the pretense of diplomacy, followed by a cold refusal to show even the most basic human decency to the dying. It would represent a collapse of every norm that supposedly governs civilized conduct at sea. And yet, instead of outrage, much of the American media response has been indifference or rationalization. The bombing of a girls’ school is brushed aside; talk of carpet-bombing Tehran is floated as if it were just another policy option. When atrocities are normalized and cruelty is laundered into “strategy,” the line between reporting and complicity begins to disappear.

Pete Hegseth just accidentally admitted we bombed a school of little girls in Iran while bragging about how many targets we've hit successfully using a chart the school was located in.

BREAKING: Per a source close to SEO, Donald Trump insisted the Iran War be named “Operation Epic Fury” so that when people searched “Trump ep” in search engines, autocorrect would suggest “Trump Epic Fury” instead of “Trump Epstein”. Absolutely pathetic.

@ak_mustard I'm now imagining/manifesting a bottle of Eau de Pizzaria

subway scented candle when

I have seen the beast from the inside, and it is evil.

@roosterhaymaker @jodiecook @THE_Neanderthal "Pentagon, connect me to Gen. Eat World. His nation has need of him on... the ultimate mission."

@jodiecook @THE_Neanderthal Get his ass

MIDDLES?!?!

An Iranian man left this comment on my YouTube channel. This is without a doubt the single best explanation of the reality facing Iranian people today👇 "As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions. Decades of economic mismanagement, suppression of dissent, and brutal ideological control have alienated multiple generations. No one believes in reform anymore—because every attempt has either been co-opted or crushed. But here's the paradox: We are also terrified of regime collapse—because we've watched the aftermath of Western intervention in countries like Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Each was promised freedom; each descended into chaos, civil war, or foreign occupation. So no, we don't trust the U.S. or Israel. Not because we support our regime—but because we know how imperial powers treat ‘liberated’ nations in the Middle East. Freedom, in their language, often means vacuum, fire, and permanent instability. Right now, many Iranians live with three truths at once: The Islamic Republic is morally and politically bankrupt. The alternatives offered by foreign actors are not liberation—they’re collapse. A bad government is survivable. No government is not. We are not silent because we agree. We are cautious because we’ve learned—too well—what happens when superpowers decide to "help." In a sentence: Iran is a nation held hostage by its own regime, but haunted by the fate of its neighbors. We are stuck in a house we hate, surrounded by fires we fear more."

We are the monsters, man.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Presidents should not start wars to distract from allegations that they molested 13-year old girls.

oh hell yeah