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@maxvayshia Very funny to think my destiny depends on another human

No human being holds the key to any human being's success. This is the scam many of you people fall for and get into marriage, then become miserable for the rest of your pathetic, reckless lives.

President dey wish himself Happy Birthday... People dey wish am death instead, that's how you know the situation is serious.. My job is to like & retweet anyways.

I’ve tried being unemployed, the 9-5, working 8-8, night shifts, going to work on Saturdays and Sundays, and my recommendation is not to be born.

You are campaigning with electricity that is presently in a worse condition than you met it?

Not every Nigerian’s dream is big. Some people just want peace and steady income and that too is okay.

Somebody said these weekends are starting to feel like 30-minute lunch breaks, and I felt that in my soul.

We are DEEP in darkness in this country and there is no escape route. We are cooked.

@Emarged I'll say it again. Nigerians are foolish people from generation to generation!

Yes. Nigerians are fools.

JUST IN: United Nigeria Airlines has announced disruptions to some of its scheduled flights following a bird strike incident involving one of its aircraft.

To all of us who are AA but hardly ever have Malaria and plan to keep the royal bloodline intact by marrying ONLY AA.

The fastest way to know a failed country? When you have more campaign buses than ambulance. Now you know.

Population of 1.4billion people. We have only 10% of their population and we keep using population as excuse

Max Verstappen has said he is considering retiring from Formula 1 at the end of 2026, admitting he is "not enjoying the sport."

A friend of mine in the UK said anytime she has a problem at work, she just says: “This is affecting my mental health” and they apologize and back off. Try that in Lagos, they’ll overwork you, gossip about you, dump extra tasks just to see how long it takes before you actually go crazy and resign. Here, the solution to mental health is more work, more pressure, more chaos.

If the government could control the Sun, most Nigerians wouldn't have solar energy to charge their solar batteries. The sun would be directed to them and their children only.

Russell takes the lead... but back comes Piastri! 😮‍💨⚔️ #F1 #JapaneseGP

BREAKING: Egg prices surge to ₦8,500