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The worst part of April Fools is having to spend all day navigating the unfunny English attempts, then, just when you think you’re over the worst it, Americans wake up and get in on the act

Japan (Round 3) Tricky one, can’t see many opportunities. O2.5 leaders, Hadjar to beat Gasly, Leclerc to win group,

Russell to win (2nd), Leclerc Poduim (4th), O2.5 leaders (2). Tracks.

Messing around with a small stakes F1 project and seeing how I go. Feels like there’s overlap from horse racing (track layout suiting diff cars, drivers, scenarios etc.) + lack of wider betting appeal and low BF Exchange liquidity probably means the markets are inefficient.

And this is why we never win major tournaments

After Iliman Ndiaye’s banger earlier, now feels the right time to show off this hanger box pull from a couple of weeks ago. Topps Chrome Auto 5/5. #EFC Cc: @CardPurchaser

@WilliamHill Any takers @RequestABet @BetVictorRacing ?

@tomhamrob We're sorry, this is not something that we'll offer.

@WilliamHill please can you also price up ‘No’ in the will ‘Constitution Hill will win a group 1,2 or 3 on the flat in 2026’ flat specials market?

Morato looking genuinely SEETHING as he’s denied his Steve Cook penalty shoutout moment #NFFC

@DanJamesRacing Whoever Townend rides

If Final Demand and Kitzbuhel turned up at the Punchestown Festival who would you be with? Same result or form reversed?

Gibbs-White one of the few who looks like he cares and probably the only one who offers a goal threat, and he gets hooked with 20 minutes left in a *checks notes* must-win home game. Right. #NFFC

I’m not a football manager, but I reckon hooking your only good attacking player in a must-win is probably sub-optimal #NFFC

@FanAmpFantasyHQ Wildcarded into this (transferring out Piastri, Hulk, Lindblad, and Haas), so very happy with how Round 2 went!

🏁 499 Points at China 🏁 In my four years of playing F1 Fantasy, I’ve never put up a score this big so it’s a thrilling result. Another 3.3M of cost cap gains means I have start thinking about Limitless for Japan to keep pressing my luck. How’d you all do this week? Let’s see those scores!

@AntonioSabatoJr I’m not a petrol head - and it probably shows - but, there’s already been more enjoyment/drama in these two races than the whole of last year. Watching Max extend his lead by one10th of a second as he’s slightly better at breaking than the car in second is dull beyond belief.

If your liking this season of F1 you absolutely have no idea about the sport, period.

@cmonty1982 Glad you enjoyed it, Chris! Hopefully a profitable week for you too.

@tomhamrob I enjoyed following mate 👍

Cheltenham 2026 Wrapped (if that’s still allowed on this app) 👇

Overall a very good week, boasting an 11.5% ROI. Small sample, with variance playing a huge part, but it’s always nice to feel like you’re winning on the big days - even if it is pocket change compared to proper punters. All eyes on Aintree…🐎

My AP derivative bets were a horror show. Had a 16/1 winner turned into an 6/5 winner by cowardice (Elliot number of winners - should’ve just stuck with 0-1). Biggest bet of the meet was sunk, with Fact To File not lining up. Walsh top jock also sunk.

Thursday started well with Place De La Nation (28/1) and Gold Dancer (33/1) both running huge races to hit the places - the latter looks tailor made for the Galway Plate. Wodhooh went in for an AP bet, Then two h’cap winners (Supremely West & Ask Brewster) completed a good day.

Not content with leaving cash on the table in the without market on Tuesday, I repeated the trick in the Ballymore - King Rasko (w/out) the only winner on a tough day. Irish Panther (33/1) and HMS Seahorse (40/1) would’ve been nice place returns if both hadn’t butchered the last.