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Hii mwaka lazima tuguze ata one million jameni. Someone say amen!

Wamenirudishia account majamaa😌

@Mnauwoo When I have a big decision to make and I have to use my head properly...naendaga Kwanza nashiba...Iv realised making decisions when hungry can cost you😂😂

mimi kitu inaeza nifanya nikue su1cidal ni njaa.....hizi vitu zingine hazinishtuangi.

@dekim_Kalvino Always the same answer... Nothing is wrong...all along everything is wrong🫩

Bro to bro: Never ask a girl what's wrong?

An organized minority will always triumph over a disorganized majority. The universe rewards order, not noise, chaos and haphazard energy.

@Syraavibes It's all we do around here

would yall keep tweeting with 0 likes?

It's all we do around here.

I didn't expect this one to get to me... Twists everywhere...loved it.

@iamjuddah I didn't expect this one to get to me... Twists everywhere...loved it.

What series/movie are you currently watching?

Party lit-Jetti. Dancehall 🎵🎶 🔥🔥

@Lanre__Laredo Party lit-Jetti. Dancehall 🎵🎶 🔥🔥

your phone connects to this… what are you playing first?😭

First thing on the agenda. Improve everything.

Trying to think of a killa caption to use. Anyway sina any😂😂

@Iano5_ Network engineering ivi...sindio😂

Sharp boys na sharp girls mnajua colour code hapa?

Being a man isn’t always easy. You plan the trip, fuel the car, make sure everyone’s comfortable… and somewhere along the way, the music goes quiet. You check the mirror 🪞 All the babies? Fast asleep. Even your babe? Gone 😄 And just like that, from “family man” to a chauffeur. Deep down, you smile though you feel they should keep you company and help stay awake as well 😴. But this is what love looks like; Carrying everyone safely, even when they don’t see it in the moment. Men… we keep driving ❤️

Vaa vizuri, brush meno, achana na jackets za wezi na uoge. Na ujifunze kuongea vizuri, mambo ya kuita iPhone ati "macho utat" ama "matunda" uwache. Na hio nywele either unyoe ama ufanye trimming vizuri ndio wamama wasiseme unavuta bangi. Godspeed my boy.

First thing on the agenda: improve everything

nini ingine tutaongea na wewe msichana na umesema hupeangi wanaume pesa??