
i tell my landlady that the smoke detector died and this is what she texts me back
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i tell my landlady that the smoke detector died and this is what she texts me back

On the ceremonial mace issue what’s hilarious to me is an MP being suspended from parliament because dem touch an inanimate object that has a made up value. Kinda silly tbh. And a reminder of how arbitrary everything is. It’s a stick please.

Today is the HOTTEST day in the last 4 years.

benson boone is an escort.

🚨| NEW: Speed is finally taking a TWO DAY break from his Caribbean tour to rest and recharge. He’ll still be filming off stream, visiting places like Dominica and going to Carnival tomorrow in Saint Maarten 🔥🇸🇽🇩🇲


‘MICHAEL 2’ is moving forward with meetings for the film taking place shortly. Filming will begin this year or 2027 depending on Antoine Fuqua's schedule. (Source: open.spotify.com/episode/48zLoQ…)

Goats not safe from a single curry pot in this region boy 😩