jay

˚. . #promotwt #moothunt . . ˚ ⊹ jay, 20↑, he/him (day 2) ⊹ ⋆ #hsrtwt ⋆ #genshintwt ⋆ #wuwatwt ♡ / ↻ to be mutuals, i fb. ꒰ I need people to join my fight club. ꒱ strawpage for more info: vxpha.straw.page ⊹ ⋆

@doctorherssen @huntvow this is an elaborate ruse to get me to pay child support i know it

@huntvow @vxpha dad 😢😢

what a wonderful text to receive from a stranger on this beautiful friday

@huntvow @doctorherssen truth nuke

@vxpha going to tell everyone it's @doctorherssen.

@ZealousKnightV yeah fair enough

@vxpha no

who up collecting nameless wispaes in plancardia

hit tweet… follow me or phainon will go through another 33 million cycles. save him

@flawelyss @ukealhaitham yes, they start with things like that then they give you a sad story then ask for money

@vxpha @ukealhaitham ITS A SCAM?????????

@ukealhaitham it unfortunately is a scam message </3 they don’t want love they want my money

@vxpha see i’d think this is real and start crying

@vynnari they also are anatomically weird as fuck which is interesting to research. BUT if you like squid-adjacent creatures you should read specifically about the vampire squid, they’re my favorite and their scientific name literally means vampire squid from hell

Women want Me. Fish fear me. God is at my mercy. Im Unstoppable

@huntvow it’s a good thing for me so at least i don’t have to do it myself

doing tactical holograms on my partner's account is so much more fun than my own.

@IXwands i didn’t know either

@huntvow scammers are getting crazy these days

@vxpha your reaction when you received this message was the best part of my beautiful friday, honestly.

@vynnari you’re too innocent…………….. im sorry

@vynnari try not to use your teeth as much then

@huntvow it will go well this time. i promise

i am absolutely thrilled to meet therapist number five today. truly, nothing inspires confidence quite like having to find a new therapist every few months and reintroducing your entire psyche to strangers as though it's a hobby.

@huntvow i just realized i have never actually done this to my favorite characters and instead my friends have assigned me with them to do this with. this is foul im going to give jouno saigiku all of my trauma just you wait

having a favorite character means projecting all your mental illness and inner turmoil onto the character and forcing them to bear the heavy burden of your own slow collapse.

@strwbyjlly LMFAOOO wait good taste though

@vxpha bro i've been dealing with e1 jing yuan since his release i couldn't do shit 😭😭

pray for me as i try to get 12 stars on pure fiction

@theorphiccat the way everyone got him at 70+ pity is sending me… im sorry man i hope next time you pull it’s in the first 10 you get a 5star

@vxpha I got him at 74 pity, was guaranteed from losing on Sparxie banner

how did everyone’s ashveil pulls go i want to see if everyone had bad luck like me

@Mydeimos69 why is he doing this to everyone fr he really doesn’t want to be forced to fight on teams bro just wants to rest

@vxpha He came at 75 pity.