Duncan Waugh

@ClaireCoutinho Careful as you jump on that bandwagon - it’s full of bullshit.

The Jackdaw gas field in the North Sea could be up and running in just a few months. Enough gas to heat 1.6 million homes. Every single drop will go into our pipes. Ed Miliband is blocking it. Madness.

@cvtagg Oh mate. So sorry to hear this. Thoughts are with you. Bob was a wonderful musician and a top class rogue. RIP mate. x

Sincere apologies for my (as yet) unanswered messages over the past month(s), but sadly, after a protracted yet latterly steep decline, my Father passed away peacefully this morning in his sleep. 😞

@swatigar @London_W4 He’s carrying the pathetic AI prejudices of the bloke who made the post.

@London_W4 . . What is that man in the photo carrying?

It’s the little things you notice at first. Every Uber driver was born in Croatia, was passionate about his homeland, spoke English and keen to show the sights on the way. Then there were the school children skipping home in the afternoons through the streets. Laughing with their friends as they went. I then noticed there was no graffiti. Not one single letter anywhere. There were no cyclists on electric bikes doing a thousand miles an hour through the pedestrian streets, their faces fully covered. There were no Muslims. Not one. No burqas. I relaxed walking around in a t shirt with my watch showing in the street. Dubrovnik was like stepping into one of those films of England from the 1950s. I then arrived back in London. Almost no words of English. Almost nobody that gave a shit about England. Graffiti. Burqas. The call to prayer blasting out across the streets. It was irrelevant to these people which country they were in. They’re here because they were given a house and money and allowed to do nothing to integrate. Ever. England has given up thousands of years of culture. Of enlightenment and is now a third world shithole populated by people who hate us and are paid to be here by our hard work. We’ve sacrificed everything for ‘diversity’ and gained nothing. Heartbreaking.

@London_W4 How could you tell his religion?

Just had a run in with a Muslim in his car. I was cycling and he cut right in on me trying to intimate me and nearly hit me. He missed by millimetres and that was only because I swerved and nearly ran into the parked cars. He got stuck in traffic and I came up to inform him of the error of his ways. He wound the window down and started. He had the appearance of a Muslim drug dealer. I told him he was a silly billy and he started chasing me in his car. I’m pleased to say that a bicycle is faster than any car in London. I always love the banter you get with Muslims in London. So now I’m relaxing with a pint in a pub. Until next time.

@Councillorsuzie Go to Tokyo - you’ll be fuming at all the signs in English. That is Japan, they speak Japanese. But, because they’re not racist pricks, nobody would point that out like you have.

Unacceptable- This is England, we speak English. Those that don’t and live here must learn the language and dare I say ‘integrate’

@WallStreetMav He has lied his way to here, why would he suddenly become honest and trustworthy? The mystery is that so many people believe him and that he’s on their side as opposed to lining his own pockets.

Nigel Farage (UK Reform Party): "If we win the next election, we will scrap Net Zero." "There will be no more asylum hotels." "People who come here illegally... will not be allowed to stay." "We will scrap the DEI agenda." Will he follow through? x.com/wideawake_medi…

@basherdrummer Yes mate. Great to see you back. x

208 days post op……opening night.

@chilternrailway @irvind @CustomersofCR What is the significance of this question? Put some more longer trains on and provide a better service. As a fellow traveller at weekends and returning late at night, I recognise the misery of this.

@irvind @CustomersofCR Please can you confirm for our control team which carriage the incident occurred in. ^LEX

Another rammed full trip on the 10:40 Banbury to Marylebone @chilternrailway @CustomersofCR So hot a woman fainted right next to me. Not the first time this has happened either How long till you proved a decent service on a Saturday?

Bloody scammers. Fuck off and earn a living.

@Ryanair Any chance of some information? Passengers left in Oslo 3 hours after their flight was supposed to depart, no representatives or information. Are you going to attempt to get us home?

@ryanair_rep3584 Scammer.

@RyanairNeon Fucking scams everywhere.

@ryanair_rep3584 I have done that. There is no personal information in my messages. If you mean could I please stop criticising your tin pot company on a public forum when your customer service is so appalling then no I won’t.

@Mike_Batt Surely this is not a linear state - there must be something between arseholery and non arseholery?

Are you a “half the people in the world aren’t arseholes” person or a “half the people in the world ARE arseholes person? 🤭

@stevejd12 Yeah I think that’s right - I’m not yet not dead. By the way, that meat jacket is starting to chuck off a bit - you might want to think about some replacement parts.

@waughzone So you’re dead ? But not yet ? I’m the same except on the inside where I have been deceased for many years, but the meat jacket I wear makes it seem like I’m not not dead, but also not not quite living. The struggle is real, Is it not ?

Once Trump doesn’t have partisan journalists doing an interview he’s fucked. He cannot not not be him, it’s his greatest weakness. 😂 NABJ NIGHTMARE.

@stevejd12 Not, not, not dead yet…..

@waughzone You’re still alive then !

I do not seek to influence. Just to remind. These are the venal crumbs we have been governed by. The nastiest lousiest gang of looters it has been the misfortune to be in power in my lifetime. Vote accordingly tomorrow.

@britishair31783 @british_helpp @HeathrowAirport It has now taken you twice as long to deliver the bags as the flight time. How can you make such a simple service such a disaster?

@richardosman youtu.be/WIegwI9aOwM?si…

@richardosman The Ronnie Haselhurst Two Ronnies theme. Magnificent.

For the podcast this week, what's the best TV theme tune? Feel free to say why as well if you wish!