crimson

bad liar by selena gomez.

It's still insane Uncle Ben just doesn't exist in the MCU

jorge nieto x lopez chau enemies to friends to lovers bl old man yaoi rivals to lovers doomed yaoi

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

Yoyoyo

“qué graciosa eres” gracias, no le gusté a nadie durante mi adolescencia

El romanticismo se perdió cuando inventaron fechas falsas para regalar flores... porque las flores se dan por amor, no por moda.

Como se habrán sentido los de bluey al ver a Pluto:

Me encanta recordar cuando todos los gymbros querían ser este wey, hasta q se enteraron q era gay PUAJAJAAJAJ

how i want my lipgloss to look:

bueno gracias ahora con 27 años me dieron ganas de hacer esto

Me acaba de decir: “Voy a fregar” y le he dicho: “¿ Pero primero tendrás que barrer, no?” Y me ha respondido que desde cuando se barre antes de fregar. Por favor decidme que no estoy loca y el que el mío es el orden lógico y coherente.

she was a teenage girl in the first one… it’s not a glow up it’s a grow up.

Sun "worship "actually makes sense if you think about it

@1SHJYS1 I've shit thousands of times, yet my asshole stays puckered. Much to think about

“Someone that has seen and experienced Avatar and hears my voice and can hear Jake, or see a mannerism that I do, certain smiles that I do, will recognize or catch some and go "I know that dude from somewhere". Just because you're blue, doesn't mean the anonymity holds.” - S.W

the worst person u know has the same favs as u

one of my co-workers said he doesn’t wanna get married to his long term girlfriend because he doesn’t want her to “take half”… i asked him what he had and now we’re sitting in silence

my fave thing abt this screen shot is it looks so cute but its actually may sniffing peters head and telling him he stinks