Grammy dingding

Every white person has those weird nicknames for the grandparents on one side. Meeting their Grandparents is like "this is Grandma and Grandpa, and over here is neenaw and poopee"

@brelimu Shaved head tha move

ok um. Idk if I’ll delete these but I was practicing makeup the other day so w/e shaved head update

Xi Jinping labubu blind box

Fucked up and made an appointment at the poop barber again

@crnberrijuice I don't really have a type personally

@yarrhat thanks for reaching out, yes the offer is still up but what’s your blood type? we have to ensure we’re a match.

is there anyone with a background in chemistry available to not only wear my skin tomorrow from the hours of 1 to 2:50pm, but also cover for me on my final exam?

@LIMEFUCKERR Worked in retail in Cambridge and wish I could've exploded the average bostonian head with my mind

@yarrhat Everyone IS mean here omg i was thinking that the other day LMAO i was being treated like crap on Friday

Can I still like Dunkin even if I moved away from boston

@LIMEFUCKERR I miss it but also I'm in a walkable city that costs half as much rn and it's pretty dope. Plus everyone is mean there. But oh how I miss dunkins on every corner

@yarrhat I love being in the city it’s so nice

@LIMEFUCKERR Was happy to leave Boston but sometimes I have dreams about iced half caf 2 pumps of cream and I wake up with tears in my eyes. Bring me back

@yarrhat No i was in Brazil for 3 weeks and i was gen tweaking until i came back

@BundaKingg I went to a Tim Hortons once and spilled my coffee and it got everywhere. This hasn't happened at a dunkin

@yarrhat tim hortons clears

@deaconclark3 She poop on my butt til I pee @sheetz

@yarrhat Yeah man you e been checking. Into the poop factory for days now. Poop found in butt

Dropped a box on my toe at work and it made me fart really loud

I'm white is that bad

I think I'm going to watch a bunch of dadaist short films tonite

Got prosciutto stuck in my prince Albert piercing

Burping til I pee

Cigar flavored zero sugar monster energy drink

Hitting pedestrians with my ebike

How lose weight fast

Does anyone wanna be my friend