zoe ☆

whats your favorite color and why do you hate me

god forbid a girl is whimsical but also full of rage

are you gonna rub your face against me like a cat or what bro

Beautiful woman named icloud storage full keeps messaging me

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

@tracerfps how r u so hot and cool omg

guys is it a red flag if i wear this saja boys hoodie almost every single day

Cute edate idea: We duoQ on smurf until Drew finds our accounts and we get banned

Why is Mordekaiser’s ult so sexual

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

hey man we're bricking keys later if u wanna join

green flag in men nobody talks about: > plays world of warcraft (doesn't quit, dedicated) > invites you to groups (takes initiative) > has millions of gold (provider) > tops meters (he can top you) > good xmog (self-awareness, confident)

kissing my tank on the lips for not dying in a 16 algethar first pull

craving something sweet (him)

btw its okay to feed your car a little curb sometimes (as a treat)

being the co worker who always has ibuprofen/bandaids/allergy meds/hand sanitizer/lotion in his backpack

“i'm not mad” also me:

swiftmend 🌿🍀🍃🌱🪴

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that