eniola is a boy
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eniola is a boy
@0runto
computer geek ◃ ▹ cracked adjacent ◃ ▹ oss enthusiast

This is why you should never use saliva as a lubricant during tueh tueh

Again, we need a law to regulate the movement of Optimus prime in Nigeria. A proper certification and training needs to happen.

As opposed to “Have you received the files I sent?” “We have to get that contract”

Call for help. My mum was hit with a stroke in may 2024. Since then our lives haven't remained the same. My family have spent all our savings yet her condition hasn't changed. She has severe BP challenge, she has diabetes. Which has gone on to take a toll on her kidneys.

Wait, I am genuinely shocked that you guys are shocked! So you mean nobody here has eaten sacrifice; not even once? Coconut they break and throw inside river? Roasted yam and all? palm oil rice, eggs and guinea fowl? Wow! And that thing dey sweet that year oh, I don’t know of now. Because they are making it for the ‘gods’. But who dey chop am? Me, Ugbede, Ameh, Didam and Agaba (my friends)! 🤭 leader of the gang.

i was having a convo about the fact that sexuality isn't a choice with a homophobic guy, his argument was "im attracted to men but im not gay so it really is a choice"


Loveet for him, he’s not using his old age to fool for APC 2K.

we don't need to whitewash every despotic criminal with false memories ossified by our daily miseries.

Abacha had bad PR. He had a great economic team, the economy was good. He had zero tolerance for terrorism, crushed them when they tried to start. The economy was so good, the quality of food, products, was good. Rent and land were cheap. Corrupt politicians ruin Nigeria.

how fuel price take affect ugu?

A lot of this comes down to poorer kids just not knowing what to do. I didn't know that I had to apply for an internship in the WINTER of my sophomore year to get a sophomore summer internship to leverage into a junior summer internship to get a full-time offer senior year.

What everyone seems to miss in this conversation is that the older generation *agreed* with SARS in the first place. That’s why they didn’t join the protests. They 100% agreed. For them, young people were throwing a tantrum over treatment they deserved & brought upon themselves.

Very fascinating to hear older people refer to Endsars in a derogatory manner. It’s like they think it was just a bunch of youth who decided to go fuck shut up for a couple weeks. Like they completely missed the point.




