JM

I’m in my garagemaxxing era and I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

Me looking at my full port long calls overnight (relax they’re leaps)

TRUMP: “Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person.”

El pensó que era buena idea robar y en Semana Santa Que opinan de la actuación de la comunidad? 🐶

I mean seriously this is unforeseen levels of witchcraft

Can we get ray allen a bigger shirt ?

Just a reminder that no school can bring back more National Champions to attend a Final Four than #UConn can… @KembaWalker @RipHamilton32

That’s a LOT of rings @RipHamilton32

@Samnbino @idecypher The car was a lot of fun and I lost less on buying & selling the car than I would’ve leasing! I would do it all over again 😎

@100xJM @idecypher Mountain dew drinking white people and WRXs are like ghetto blacks and hellcats it's crazy

just bought my #firstcar #2026 #😝

@AuclairsDad Come visit Medellin and I’ll help you find wifey in 1-3 months

“My intention is to grow with the company” Me as soon as i receive a job offer with higher pay:

36 years later, UConn got revenge on Duke for Christian Laettner's game-winning shot against them in 1990 🔥

OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

RT IF YOUR TEAM IS DANCING IN THE ELITE 8 🕺 #MarchMadness

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

March 29, 1999. UConn Men's Basketball wins their first National Championship 🏆

Dan Hurley since taking over at UConn: 🐺 197-74 record 🐺 16-3 NCAA Tournament Record 🐺 2024 Coach of the Year 🐺 2024 Big East Champs 🐺 2x National Champion 🐺 Turned down LA Lakers job 🐺 Made Elite 8 in 3 of the last 4 seasons Best coach in college basketball.

Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit