laurel

these hoes aint laurel

i dont think it should be called futch i think it should be called fasc

that moment when you realize you arent going to college

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

When I go, I want my casket to be driven through the NYC pride parade with a plaque that reads “she wasn’t for everyone, but she *was* for us”- who can arrange?

jesus teases new bible

Two crows were filmed eating Rapunzel’s hair at Tokyo DisneySea. The animatronic has since been removed.

clairo date a woman you coward

The flesh is never satisfied…. That’s why things start getting weird ie. fetishes n gay stuff !

mi tink mi gwan died

i like talking to the void its nice

can i experience happiness genuinely 🤔

we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist

starving for something

STRAIGHT PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND MY MAN SPREADING

Berries and plain greek yogurt …. 😊 How decadent 😍 It was good too. Put the berries in the yogurt 😊 Omg I’ve never done that, imma try it! Whaaat? It’s really good… it makes the yogurt all sweet and it’s just good

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!