Misha

@HannahIamthest1 😂😂😂😂😂

I love scam phone calls. I pretend I’m an old Yorkshire lad, desperate to pay them. My record’s an hour. I kept putting them on hold to “check my wallet,” yelling at my cat, and asking if they could speak up because my hearing aid was acting up. Then I spent 30 minutes reading my card details wrong… real slow. At one point, I told them my kitchen was on fire Great fun 😆

punishment for r*ping a child around the world: China - Death Penalty Saudi - Public Beheading Venezuela - Imprisonment Iran - Death Penalty USA - Presidency

@krassenstein Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦

Loving it in Canada. NOT ONE MAGA hat yet.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Lol

I have no idea where I was even going with this

❤️ if you're seeing this on your feed please 🙏

@elonmusk Does it make you feel Manly now ? 🤷‍♀️

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

Every time a Canadian says “sorry” a timbit is born

@CanaduhOh Or 2 🤷‍♀️😂😂😂😂

One of my greatest achievements in my life has been changing my mind about the correct way to hang the toilet paper on the holder. 🧻

@NotHoodlum So jealous 🥹😂

WARNING: I have a dislike button now and I’m not afraid to use it ‼️

Where are my Emotional Support Canadians? 🇨🇦 I need you!

@spinfisher Right here

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@JohnFugelsang 😆

I just want to point out that I have NEVER called Stephen Miller "Satan's Butt Plug." What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD looks like Satan's Butt Plug. And I wish people would stop twisting my words.

@EastEndJoe @Ricka168 😆

In today’s general knowledge session…

@John31280839 Done ✅

Hey, if you're one of my 24.7k followers, would you please help out my friend Gin? That would be mighty nice of you, thanks - 😉💙

@s8n @ladygamer_21 Karma