sicilian shapeshifter

When you see csam, don't just report it to twitter, you need to also report it to ncmec cybertips or the fbi cyber line, that is the ONLY way it will be removed quickly and the poster arrested- it is quick & easy to use ncmec, they even have .onion reporting

@pluralbears Confabulation is both interesting and terrifying, my grandparents both had it quite badly due to their dementia, every day was a new experience with Medical Grade Copium. I wish there'd be a study comparing brain structures cause I think we might find a small overlap...

one of the most interesting things about DID imo is the way your brain will compensate and make up stories for itself. ive always been super forgetful so ive come up with ways to minimize that. in HS, i would write down every notable thing out of habit

@i0lanthe_ When I put fungal infection cream onto my sternum acne by accident in the dark one night. Didn't realize until next day when I was trying to figure out why I hadn't noticed visible healing

1 time i was checking out this abandoned umderground church and i had no flashlight so my buddy tore his knee on glass and i was like "hold on i have Neosporin" and he dug thru my bag in pitch darkness and ended up squirting toothpaste into his knee wound

@destiny_thememe VENTILATION!!

Wait i just realized 3d printers are cheaper than i thought

@illwilledomen youtu.be/YLekx78V_7g?si… go crazy go stupid

The spec evo half of my brain wants my fantasy setting to be biologically coherent and scientifically grounded and the other half wants oracle sheep and infectious diseases that transmute your body into copper

@aretheygay It's not even hard to burn discs either, if ppl want one so badly they can just take an afternoon to learn how to become the dvd man like they're becoming spiderman

Actually, I think it’s awesome that we no longer have to engage in environmentally catastrophic manufacturing to make copies of a mediocre Ben Platt movie that would likely end up in landfills of plastic. People fetishize physical media way too much.

@yrs______ Shoutout to when they taste like forks

sometimes when the bell pepper is fresh and crunchy it literally tastes like an apple

@BrianJNBA When my grandpa who had dementia would blast monk for 15 hours a day every day for 3 straight years until he became too sick to recognize wtf was going on so it switched to mash, I abruptly found out 1 day ppl draw yaoi of both. That was a very long day for me

Every CBS show is called something like "POLICECOP," it stars an actor you haven't thought of in 15 years and it gets 75 million viewers per episode.

@jbillinson Zantac one is just full on unfortunate cause it caused a cancer epidemic

there’s so much of this stuff on eBay and unfortunately a lot of it rules

@HoffProf Their muffin mix is real good, their tinned blueberries actually have a taste

It's *shocking* how much of a life hack this is, and we only get it for 8 days a year, so time to get psyched.

@Gramercy_Goblin Cartels use children in their asymmetrical warfare, often they'll just straight up kidnap young men / boys

Is life really better in the US for these DoorDash workers than where they are coming from. It’s really hard to imagine how shitty their life must have been to move to NYC and deliver food on a bicycle in -10 degrees for $5.

BANGLADESH JUST JAILBROKE TRIKAFTA, SHATTERING THE DRUG MONOPOLY

This even extends to fish. White and albino fish often have atrocious health problems because they're a manmade hapsburg wreath

Something to be said about how the preference for whiteness goes all the way down to animals, even with the awareness that this causes health issues. White cats are usually deaf, white tigers come from incest, they get more cancers & die younger on a macro level. Don't buy yt

@skittleskitsu Already how it lowkey works irl, there's no single "gay gene" in the way eugenicists think it's more like a series of smaller suggestive genes that bump the % chance of being queer up

dumb fictional species idea: gender is controlled by one gene male is dominant female is recessive . lesbians make lesbians

@i2cjak Even in cases of colorblindness the green should still be distinct enough compared to other parts of the board especially with its' saturation and lightness values

Ever wonder why (most) solder resist is green? It was the easiest thing for humans (and thus automated optical inspection machines) to see! We see green really well, and contrast between green/silver/copper is quite good.

@DylanVilain29 This is like running into shaq at the gas station

This art of Markiplier in the CalArts style is probably the most 2014 thing ever drawn. Kind of find it endearing.

@cairoasmith My grandpa thought all of america had indian americans cause he spent 80%ish of his life in nj & ny, I'm talking overestimated their population by the millions

I grew up surrounded by Japanese people and I thought that was normal but apparently for most of you it's like seeing Mewtwo.

@rbfrncs No joke I'm gonna fucking throw up

I love that the bryant park woodcocks are going viral because there are few creatures that combine magic and idiocy so well but it bears mentioning that a lot of the birds don't make it out of the park alive. Each of these dots represents a woodcock killed by a window strike.

@stwa_brry Perfect blue is a good example of this

not a fan of the constant "the word porn implied consent!" jargon people spread because it's just categorically untrue . the porn industry is a lot more bleak than many of you are ever going to be willing to accept , because then you might have to reflect on something . imagine

@lexapr1nce My grandma was opioid dependent for nearly 20 years before she died, I told her about the "when the Walmart getting shot up" joke, she didn't find it very funny

When my brother was dating a pharmacist and I jokingly asked for her to sneak me some percs and she didn’t laugh