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@TTYPaulHeaton The Housemartins fanbase rarities on eBay. Hand drawn band art, badges & invites from Hull's 4th best tinyurl.com/ybfertvx

@PaulHeatonSolo The Housemartins fanbase rarities on eBay. Do you remember any of these Paul? #Hull's 4th best band! tinyurl.com/ybfertvx

@housemartins5 The Housemartins fanbase rarities on eBay. Hand drawn band art, badges & invites from Hull's 4th best tinyurl.com/ybfertvx

The Housemartins original fanbase rarities on eBay. Hand drawn band art, badges & invites from Hull's 4th best band tinyurl.com/ybfertvx

We're recruiting bartenders and floor staff email hello@hsdc.co @FruitMarketHull @bbcburnsy @2017Hull @HullBID

A glimpse of what Theresa May is sending tomorrow. EU do you think you are? @alanpartridge @PartridgeBot @ThisisPartridge @AlanPQuotes

@PoliticalAP Just had a glimpse of what Theresa May is sending to the EU tomorrow #article50 #alanpartridge #theresamay

@garygheard they should just pay the minimal fee to the font designer that this logo is plagiarised from dafont.com/lavirint.font?…

@VizTopTips Thanks. I had a back log to breach

FLUFFY flannels make perfect bath towels for an Action Man @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

TRICK people into thinking you're doing really well on your diet, by simply taking up daily doses of heroin and speed @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

STRAP a mattress to your back, in case you ever get rushed to hospital and there's a shortage of beds @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

INCREASE the chances of free entry into a leisure centre, by simply moving to a flood risk area @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

AN EMBARRASSMENT to your family? Get in their good books, by simply pointing out that at least you're not Lily Allen @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

SHOW the world how much you love democracy, by simply running around with a hammer and smashing up random shops @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

REDUCE the chances of cold callers coming to your home, by simply smearing your front door with dog shit @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

SHOW the world that we're funnier than America, by simply making Pob our next Prime Minister @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

CONFUSE the crowd at a snooker event, by simply shouting in support for the man playing against 'sniffing' Ronnie O'Sullivan @VizTopTips

MEN named Stephen. Save time when telling people your name, by simply pronouncing it 'Steven' @VizTopTips @TwopTwips

LADIES. Don't inject your arse to make it look bigger, as it can look like you need your nappy changing @VizTopTips @TwopTwips