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@mmpadellan Once upon a time Texas was blue. Ann Richards, Barbara Jordan, and Bob Krueger to name a few. Time for the BLUE WAVE in 2020. #BidenHarrisLandslide2020 texasmonthly.com/the-culture/te…

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

The moments we live through are priceless.❤

The secret behind Japan’s perfect school lunches

This is Henry. He knows that if he turns right at the stop sign it means a shorter walk. Not today. 13/10

Manual básico para dormir como gato: 1.Encontrar el lugar más incómodo. 2.Ignorar todas las camas disponibles. 3.Dormir profundamente.

This is Lenny. He prefers to hold your hand while you go downstairs. He's not taking any chances. 13/10

A normal country would never have voted him in in the first place

Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week

Photographer Megan Varner has captured the utter insanity of Donald Trump's 2026 America in a single image.

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…

Americans need to know which officials traded stocks before Trump posted about Iran last night.

What a photo

Put. All. Of. Them. In. Fucking. Prison.

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

NEW: We have seen DOJ secure a search warrant to seize ballots in Georgia and a subpoena to seize ballots in Arizona. Now a sheriff is seizing ballots in California. This is a crisis unfolding in real time. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/go…

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Seven years ago, we learned about Bob Mueller’s conclusions. Today, there are a lot of posts on social media claiming it was a farce, or worse, a fraud. But those posts are disinformation. Here is the actual information, with links for those who want to do a deep dive. open.substack.com/pub/joycevance…

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”