500DaysofRobert

I officially entered my "crying" era last night. Don't know whether to embrace it or not.

Remember being in Heaven a few years back with my Ex and "4 Minutes" played, he thought it was a High School Musical Song 💀

Israel shouldn't be in Eurovision. Any artist who shares this view isn't antisemitic. The delegation harassed others in 2024. Used government funding to promote on social media. They destroyed the spirit of unity of the contest. Calling them out isn't antisemitism #FreePalestine

@alfie_h_notts @euro_jam Not having Wallace & Gromit do it every year is a missed opportunity in my opinion

@euro_jam not having wallace and gromit last year was always a missed opportunity

Calling it now, this little fucker is gonna be reading out the UK’s 12 points in May, isn’t he?

The hardest pill to swallow is realizing that people do not care. They will hurt you and go on with their lives, not even slightly affected by what they did to you or how you feel.

@Helen_Barnard @BBCiPlayer Such a hard life to lead having to press "Skip" immediately after pressing play 😭 thoughts and prayers to you

Why isn’t there a setting on @BBCiPlayer that lets you say that you never ever want to see a trailer? We literally pay the license fee so we don’t have to watch adverts. So stop showing adverts before Every Single programme? Yes I can press skip it, but why should I have to?

you’re allowed to change how available you are once someone proves they don’t value your presence anymore.

the jay slater disappearance was such an integral part of brat summer

Ended up having a cry because the dinner I was making didn't go to plan...decided to have Fish, Chips & Beans, but we didn't have beans so ended up crying again. Hope everyone else's 2026 are going alright 🙃

I can't believe I allowed myself to be disrespected so many times just because I care about other people's feelings more than mine.

Slightly obsessed with Amanda Seyfried most likely being tipsy on the Graham Norton Show tonight 😂

there’s something exhausting about loving someone who keeps making you question where you stand. it never feels dramatic, just quietly destabilizing.

Sometimes you have to be honest with yourself and say, "I'm not loved here. I'm not appreciated. I'm not valued. I'm not seen." Then walk away, and stay away.

Life is so funny. You can literally have the worst week of your life & then a few days later, life becomes so beautiful again/you feel happier than ever. Remember this when you're going through a rough patch.

If you ended a relationship and realized they didn't go looking for another person, didn't go out partying, but instead started running, training, taking care of themselves, and distancing themselves from everyone so they could overcome themselves... I'm sorry to tell you that they truly did love you. And I'm sorry to say you let a very good person slip away, one you won't find again... not even in another lifetime.

watching a movie musical with a "i can't believe they just break into song and happen to know the choreography" person has to be top ten worst experiences of all time

Kelly Clarkson has announced she's ending her talk show... much to the relief of every other musician who can confidently release new music again without living in fear of Kelly singing a superior version of their song.

Maybe Gary Barlow should apologise to us for not paying his taxes & being the most boring man alive. Did you consider that?

catherine o'hara would want us to be laughing, so i've gotta post this schitt's creek clip where everyone thinks moira is dead

@AlexBasmati @janthonydean Honestly got 300 Televote points from my living room! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@janthonydean @500DaysofRobert Couldn’t hear it over everyone enjoying it and singing along!! A standout moment from Liverpool regardless 👏👏

just watched this tragic performance for the first time in ages and honestly the whole thing is high camp