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la persona que alza el bidón de 20 litros de agua es jefe/a de familia

me omw to work at 8:30am hoping to get there by 8am:

Salaryman ditto

Traducción: no quiero estar en la chamba, así que iré a los jardines secretos de mi mente donde está Taylor

Being single isn’t a tragedy. Living the wrong life is

nothing ruins my day more than a group of men on the hip abduction machine

This time mean it 👏🏼

“Qué sabes hacer?” Todo lo que me propongaaaaa

en los ojos correctos, ir al gym es un gran plan

callisthenics guys are funny cuz why you pay a gym membership to use the floor

did you get your taste back?? or did you just need a little love?

se me ocurrió un remate gracioso para una conversación que tuve hace tres semanas

Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore. -Lady Gaga

i feel so disconnected from everyone and everything, nothing feels genuine anymore

Happy 32nd birthday to Bad Bunny!

existen tres tipos de personas

La delgadísima línea entre tener muy buena memoria y parecer psicópata.