Something about me is that multiple times people have had crushes on me in the past but gave up because they didn’t think id reciprocate, no dude, it’s becuase im fucking oblivious. You basically have to tell me the words “Im in love with you” fucking stupid
@IDONTCARatALL me:“hey does rhis dude i like alot like me back i lobe him sm..”
[shows screenshot of him flirting so hard it’s sickening]
the 7 people i asked: “duh r u a tard”
@IDONTCARatALL my friend telling me they have a crush on me and me being genuinely shocked but they were telling me they wanted to dick me down every day like oh i was SLOW SLOW