Andrew Schilling

4:53 mile today! #IAmFast

Stop changing the pronouns in cover songs

Zendaya is so cool. She is the coolest

In 2001 I attended my first @cubs game. I never could have imagined as a freshman that I would someday throw out the opening pitch. Beyond thankful to @loyolaramblers @loyola_alumni for the opportunity to celebrate our @a10conference championships 🏆🏆

The end pieces of bread make better toast don't @ me

FINALS QUALIFIER! Senior Eric Brown with a STRONG kick down the homestretch to earn an auto qualifier to Friday’s men’s 800m finals! 1:47.89 - lifetime best #WarEagle

I once saw @SETHtacularRunr get into the shower AND THEN turn the water on. Said it was to build character or something, idk. I thought he was out of his mind. 13:37 later and I won’t be questioning his methods ever again.

Nacho-flavored ice cream

Daylight Savings Time is the worst. I accidentally just boiled my macaroni for 1 hr 8 min.

First things first, massive congrats to you on graduating today! Second, what an honor to be included in your big day and to have played even the smallest of roles in your journey. Wishing you all the best as you begin the next chapter of your story!! #DBWH

That girl is a machine!!!

@delaneyfitz15 I should’ve tagged you, I’m sure you can relate

2014 - Me: LAUREN QUIT USING MY BRUSH YOUR HAIR IS DISGUSTING 2019 - Lauren: ANDREW QUIT USING MY BRUSH YOUR HAIR IS DISGUSTING

@delaneyfitz15 tfrrs.org/athletes/64776… Hi.

@Chief_Megan @KuikMatt Pro: gift them to your cousins you don't like at family gatherings and put them in the uncomfortable position where they are disgusted but have to pretend to be grateful in order to keep up appearances

Currently listening to the girls behind me in lecture debate the pros and cons of raisins...

@delaneyfitz15 No joke, I just did that for the first time ever on Tuesday... My mom had to walk me through it and everything, but I still did all the talking so I'm just as proud.

Most awkward moment of my life 😂

@UWBuckyBadger @Brewers @ChristianYelich @Bernie_Brewer It took me a while to figure it out, but I knew I had seen that glove somewhere before...

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO @Brewers!!!

@carawr_xD But has your mom ever put onions in your mac n cheese??

@ASchilling_11 ur being dramatic

Worst thing that's ever happened to this world? Onions. Best thing that's ever happened to this world? Barbecue Sauce. Yes I see the irony, and no I don't think I'm being dramatic.